Perhaps it is Americans' brains that aren't real!

Yesterday, I learned that some Americans believe that birds aren't real. According to the joke, the US government has been killing off birds since 1976. Former US president Barack Obama allegedly replaced the last of them all with spy drones in 2001. If it flies, it spies! Kennedy was assassinated (in 1963) because he opposed the plan. (Never mind that drones didn't even exist back then, it's vital to not let facts get in the way of your lunatic ramblings, now. It's certainly never stopped Americans before. The whole nation was practically founded on one, according to The Atlantic, which is a more credible source than anything I've read today. Careful you don't cut your own throat with Occam's razor!)

I'd heard about the disputed existence of Australia and the "pigeons aren't real" conspiracy theories before, but that's a new one to me. This is what happens when morons that don't understand satire (and there are plenty of them) take seriously jokes meant to lampoon them and don't bother to do any fact-checking. Let's all go to the flesh-pit national park in Arizona to escape the demonic chemtrails, why don't we? Jeepers, but Yanks really are something else ... Never mind Flat Earth, more like flat head, because these folks were clearly dropped on theirs one time too many when they were young!