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Once a vampire with fangs so grand,
He'd sink them deep into the neck of man.
But one fateful night, while snacking on a hunk,
He chomped down too hard and heard a
"CRACK" "CRACK" "CRUNK"!
His fangs were broken, oh what a shame,
He'd never sink his teeth in again, oh the pain.
He tried to use dentures, but they just slipped and slid,
He couldn't bite a neck, no matter how he did.
He tried to drink from a straw, but it just wouldn't do,
He tried to suck from a bottle, but that was just too crude.
He tried to eat ice cream, but it just made him cry,
For his fangs were gone, and he couldn't even try.
But then one day, he had a stroke of luck,
He found a vampire dentist, who could fix his broken chuck.
He got his fangs back, and he was overjoyed, He could sink his teeth in once more,
and that, my friends, was his employ.
Now he's back to his old ways, drinking blood with glee,
But he's a bit more careful now, so his fangs don't break, see?
So if you're a vampire and your fangs are feeling weak,
Just remember to chew your food before you take a leak.
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