El Guapo is totally out of control - not when anyone is around to watch him, mind you. But any time that Gammy and both leave, he loses his mind.

Shredded paper towels here and there. Other little things that he's dragged out of the garbage can...

Today he got Gammy's new comb with the pink and yellow foam pikaki flowers on it. He shredded that thing to pieces.

I haven't told her yet. She's still sleeping the anesthesia off from her dentist visit.

I ain't looking forward to telling her about it tomorrow either.

5 minute freewrite prompt out of control