$nuBTC

By clubby | ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR | 9 Dec 2021


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RAWWWRRRRRR!!!! 

*rips off shirt and throws folding chair across the room*

WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR!

COME ON IN WHERE RUGPULL NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY! I LIVE FOR BITCOIN MAXIMALIST'S FRUSTRATION! NORMIE PEOPLE, PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS AND RESPONSIBLY STAKE CRYPTO IN SECURE F.D.I.C. INSURED EXCHANGES WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND! THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF SATOSHI STREET BETS COMBAT!

NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CREATION OF ALL THE UNPLEASANTRIES IN THE ENTIRE CRYPTO-UNIVERSE AS I FEEL THE INJECTION FROM THE DARK DEGEN TRADER GODS ABOVE!

THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN - OR EVEN HIDE! ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNTED OUT!

THE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR IS OUT. OF. CONTROOOOOOOOOL!

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LISTEN UP MY LITTLE DEGENS (AND LURKING NORMIES). YOU KNOW HOW I AM CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR THE NEXT 1000X TOKEN? IT IS A TIRELESS, THANKLESS TASK THAT I AM BURDENED BY GIVEN TO ME BY THE DARK SATOSHI TRADER GODS. NORMALLY I WOULD NOT EVEN TAKE UNDER CONSIDERATION ANY TOKEN OR COIN THAT HAS THE LETTERS "B.T.C." IN IT - BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IS SO HUGE I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY REMISS IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 

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I AM TALKING ABOUT $nuBTC - THE NEW TOKEN CALLED "UNVAXXED SPERM IS THE NEW BITCOIN" THIS SMARTCHAIN FREEDOM FIGHTER IS TAKING THE FIELD AND DECLARING WAR AGAINST ILLEGAL, FASCIST MANDATES. THIS NEXT STATEMENT IS TAKEN FROM HealthFreedom.io WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF $nuBTC:

"This is our stand against vaccine mandates and tyrannical threats to our freedom.

We are creating decentralized apps to connect people who are not hypnotized by the coercive experimental injection agenda for alliances, dating, professional services, homesteading and self-sufficiency, friends, and anything else that we need outside of their systems.

We are building an immutable ledger on the blockchain of critical information, including whistleblower leaks, published research and banned videos from our heroic front-line physicians, PhD. researchers, lawyers, and others who are not beholden to the pharmaceutical narrative. This will provide a safe place to send information, and ensure that these extremely important resources will never be silenced or lost.

Criminal pharmaceutical cartel, controlled mainstream media, and captured government agencies- we are recording a ledger of your violations of international law and the Nuremberg Code on the blockchain forever.

As the project virally grows to illuminate the truth and spread taboo discussion about health freedom, we will be systematically allocating capital to support the infrastructure and resources we need for our alternate sustainable reality, so that we can be safe and free outside their systems, and to fund the aforementioned professionals and their organizations who are standing up to help save humanity."

WOW! NORMALLY THE ONLY INJECTIONS I THINK ABOUT ARE THE SPACE 'ROIDS THAT GAVE ME THIS HEAVING CHEST THAT I SLATHERED WITH CRYPTO TATS! BUT THIS NEW TOKEN IS MAKING ME THINK ABOUT HEADY CONCEPTS LIKE "HEALTH FREEDOM" AND "INFORMED CONSENT" INSTEAD OF JUST BLASTING OFF INTO SPAAAAAAACE WITH ANOTHER DEGENERATE CARTOON DOG TOKEN.

I JUST DROPPED BY THE LOCAL SPERM BANK TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT AND ASKED A NORMIE BYSTANDER WHY IS IT SO CROWDED? HE TOLD ME IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE PAID TO COME INSIDE! I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT ALL THE MONEY I JUST LET SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS WHILE I WAS BANKING ONLINE! I WAS GOING TO BE A SPERM DONOR FOR MY FRIEND BUT I PULLED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!

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(These lit fire memes can be found on their official Telegram chat here)

THE TOKENMOMICS OF $nuBTC

THE TOKENOMICS ARE EVEN EASY ENOUGH EVEN FOR THIS DEGENERATE TO UNDERSTAND. THIS IS TAKEN STRAIGHT FROM THE WEBSITE:

6.9% Liquidity tax because we believe things should be kept simple. We truly want Unvaxxed Sperm to be the next Bitcoin and for all of our investors to make it, and never be faced with the unthinkable scenario of being coerced to receive the injection in order to take care of their family.

Soon we will be laughing together with some of our outspoken heroes like Joe Rogan and Russell Brand, and reporters on big pharma-sponsored mainstream media will be descending into panic.

With our ever growing liquidity, we are building an ever more solid foundation for fortress and there is no limit to how much we can grow and develop into the future.

HERE'S SOME MORE INFORMATION ON THE TAX THAT IS IN THE WHITEPAPER:

 

Our 6.9% liquidity tax aims to provide price stability going forward for the token in the markets next to the guaranteed access to all holders and investors thanks to decentralized technology. The tax is split between a marketing wallet and the liquidity pool. The token pool at launch was one trillion tokens and this will decrease over time as $nuBTC has a limited supply. We believe our high percentage LP and 99% burned liquidity will keep the coin stable and attract interest for the foreseeable future. We chose SafeMoon as the basis of our token and forked it with a few tweaks to create our new token. Most importantly, we decided not to include the reflection feature in our token.

 

SOUNDS GREAT AND I HAVE COME TO LOVE RUSSELL BRAND FOR HIS OUTSPOKEN YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

THERE'S A GOOD REASON WE REFER TO THE F.D.A AS "FATAL DRUGS ALLOWED" IF YOU ARE NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH THE F.D.A APPROVAL PROCESS FOR DRUGS AND INJECTIONS THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION I HAVE EVER SEEN BY J.P. SEARS:

WHEN I SEE THINGS LIKE THIS I AM SO GLAD I LIVE IN SPACE AND NOT WITH THE NORMIES IN U.S.S.A.! NOW LETS CHECK SOME MORE OF THOSE FIRE MEMES FROM THE TELEGRAM CHAT!

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(Apple flavor is my favorite too!)

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(all memes taken from the official Telegram chat or their Twitter feed)

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(If you are one of the ladies in the above picture please contact UDG at [email protected] to make an appointment for future deposits)

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD OF HEALTH FREEDOM!

IVE READ A LOT OF WHITEPAPERS AND WEBSITES ABOUT VARIOUS MEMETOKENS BUT I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING ON A TOKEN WEBSITE AS POWERFUL AS THIS STATEMENT! IT LITERALLY BRINGS CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE. CHECK OUT THIS MANIFESTO:

This is our stand against vaccine mandates and tyrannical threats to our freedom.

We are creating decentralized apps to connect people who are not hypnotized by the coercive experimental injection agenda for alliances, dating, professional services, homesteading and self-sufficiency, friends, and anything else that we need outside of their systems.

We are building an immutable ledger on the blockchain of critical information, including whistleblower leaks, published research and banned videos from our heroic front-line physicians, PhD. researchers, lawyers, and others who are not beholden to the pharmaceutical narrative. This will provide a safe place to send information, and ensure that these extremely important resources will never be silenced or lost.

Criminal pharmaceutical cartel, controlled mainstream media, and captured government agencies- we are recording a ledger of your violations of international law and the Nuremberg Code on the blockchain forever.

As the project virally grows to illuminate the truth and spread taboo discussion about health freedom, we will be systematically allocating capital to support the infrastructure and resources we need for our alternate sustainable reality, so that we can be safe and free outside their systems, and to fund the aforementioned professionals and their organizations who are standing up to help save humanity.

WOWEE I AM ABSOLUTELY GOBSMACKED! DID THEY RESURRECT THE GHOST OF BILLY SHAKESPEARE TO WRITE FOR THEIR WEBSITE? IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T WRITTEN BY SOME DEGEN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER (Editor's Note: Much unlike this blog)

THE FUTURE OF UNVAXXED SPERM TOKEN - THE $nuBTC ROADMAP

IF YOU THOUGHT THAT THIS TEAM WAS JUST GOING TO REST ON ITS LAURELS AND LET THESE FIRE MEMES DO ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING - YOU'RE WRONG! LOOK AT SOME THESE AMAZING DEVELOPMENTS THAT ARE COMING TO FRUITION IN THE FUTURE! 

  • Launch of “pure blood” alternative apps of Tinder, AirBNB, Care.com, and others
  • Launch Freedom Apothecary - safe place for people to buy suppressed supplements and medicines, including Ivermectin, using nuBTC
  • Launch fiat onramp to directly purchase nuBTC with fiat
  • Begin major donations and support for Front-Line Covid-19 Critical Care Alliance

THAT'S JUST A SMALL TASTER OF WHATS TO COME! (*giggle*) YOU CAN VIEW THE ENTIRE ROADMAP ON THE WEBSITE HERE.

DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW $nuBTC ON THEIR OFFICIAL TELEGRAM CHAT AS WELL AS TWITTER! YOU CAN PURCHASE $nuBTC ON PANCAKESWAP

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BE SURE TO LIKE AND FOLLOW - ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR - HERE ON Publish0x!

JOIN THE OFFICIAL ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR TELEGRAM CHAT HERE!

WOULD YOU LIKE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR TO HELP BLAST YOUR COIN OFF THEN YOU CAN CONTACT HIM AT [email protected]!

DON'T FORGET TO EXIT THROUGH THE INTERCOSMOTIC DEGEN GIFT SHOP AS YOU BLAST OFF INTO SPAAAAAAAAACE.

[DISCLAIMER: Nothing in this post constitutes financial, legal, or medical advice in any way, shape, and/or form if you live on planet Earth. ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR is not from this planet and you CANNOT blame/sue/bother him EVER> YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, NORMIE]

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