$BUMFUN

By clubby | ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR | 11 Jun 2021


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[UPDATE: Project abandoned. DO NOT YOLO.]

RAWWWRRRRRR!!!! 

*rips off shirt and throws folding chair across the room*

WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR!

COME ON IN WHERE RUGPULL NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY! I LIVE FOR BITCOIN MAXIMALIST'S FRUSTRATION! NORMIE PEOPLE, PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS AND RESPONSIBLY STAKE CRYPTO IN SECURE F.D.I.C. INSURED EXCHANGES WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND! THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF SATOSHI STREET BETS COMBAT!

NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CREATION OF ALL THE UNPLEASANTRIES IN THE ENTIRE CRYPTO-UNIVERSE AS I FEEL THE INJECTION FROM THE DARK DEGEN TRADER GODS ABOVE!

THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN - OR EVEN HIDE! ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNTED OUT!

THE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR IS OUT. OF. CONTROOOOOOOOOL!

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ARE YOU STILL NURSING YOUR RUGBURNS FROM (*) COIN?

IS YOUR DUMB DOG DOGE-INSPIRED RIP-OFF ROLLING OVER AND PLAYING DEAD?

SAD THAT YOUR LITTLE PORNO TOKEN PRODUCES NOTHING BUT LIMP, RED CANDLES?

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STOP. ARE YOU READY?

OPEN YOUR MOUTHS, MY BABY DEGEN BIRDZ, CUZ ~ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR~ IS ABOUT TO DROP ONE YOU ONE FAT, SWEET CRYPTO-CRAWLER!

$BUMFUN

AND JUST HOW JUICY IS IT???

Elon Musks looks away from CR to stare at BUMFUN

(meme by Cal from Official Bum Fun Coin Telegram group)

SO JUICY AT THE TIME OF THIS TRANSMISSION THERE WERE ONLY 145 HOLDERS! (BSCScan)

93% OF SUPPLY BURNT!

THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE CRAZY MEMES ALREADY OUT THERE IN SPACE!

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(meme by Tom from Official Bum Fun Coin Telegram group)

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(memes by ShadyAveMicroFarm at TORUM)

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(meme by Will at Bum Fun Coin Telegram group)

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THIS COIN IS GOING TO THE MOON. WAIT! SCRATCH THAT!

I MEANT TO SAY IT IS GOING STRAIGHT TO URANUS!

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT! 

THE CEO OF $BUMFUN HAS BURNT SO MUCH OF TOTAL SUPPLY (93%!!!) THAT PEOPLE ARE TAKING TO THE STREETS BECAUSE THEY ARE WORRIED THERE ISN'T ENOUGH $BUMFUN TO GO AROUND!!!

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(memes by @shadyavefarm on Twitter)

IF THERE IS ONE THING I LIVE FOR IT'S THE SWEET SMELL OF 1000X BUT EVEN THE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR LOVES A GOOD CHARITABLE CAUSE THAT THE NORMIES CAN GET BEHIND! 

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THEY ARE PUTTING 1% OF TOTAL SUPPLY ASIDE JUST FOR DONATING TO PROSTATE CANCER CHARITIES!

NOW THAT IS A POWERFUL CAUSE 

LET'S TALK TOKENOMICS! 

$BUMFUN IS A DEFLATIONARY ASSET THAT WILL HAVE MONTHLY BURNS TO LOWER THE TOTAL SUPPLY AND THIS WILL STEADILY INCREASE SCARCITY WHICH WILL THEREBY INCREASE VALUE TO THE LONG-TERM HOLDERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!?

I DON'T BUT ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR WILL ASK HIS WIFE'S BOYFRIEND (HE'S A STONKS BROKER WHO EXCORSIZES HIS OPTINS FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT) WHEN I SEE HIM SO HE CAN EXPLAIN THE MATHS TO ME!

ALL STATISTICS WERE TAKEN FROM THE OFFICIAL $BUMFUN WEBSITE (here) AND BE SURE TO STOP BY THEIR OFFICIAL TELEGRAM CHAT TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS BUMFUN! 

WHEN YOU ARE READY TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT HAVING SOME $BUMFUN, YOU CAN BUY BUY BUY RIGHT HERE ON PANCAKE SWAP!

NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO YOLO MY ONLY CHILD'S INTERGALACTIC COLLEGE FUND DIRECTLY INTO $BUMFUN!

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BE SURE TO LIKE AND FOLLOW - ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR - HERE ON Publish0x!

JOIN THE OFFICIAL ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR TELEGRAM CHAT HERE!

DO YOU NEED PRECIOUS BNB CHAIN TO BUY SOME TOKENS ON SMARTCHAIN? USE THIS LINK TO THE NO.1 PLACE TO BUY IT - AT BINANCE.US! USE THIS LINK HERE TO GET A BONUS JUST FOR SIGNING UP!

WOULD YOU LIKE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR TO HELP BLAST YOUR COIN OFF THEN YOU CAN CONTACT HIM AT [email protected]!

DON'T FORGET TO EXIT THROUGH THE INTERCOSMOTIC DEGEN GIFT SHOP AS YOU BLAST OFF INTO SPAAAAAAAAACE.

[DISCLAIMER: Nothing in this post constitutes financial, legal, or medical advice in any way, shape, and/or form if you live on planet Earth. ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR is not from this planet and you CANNOT blame/sue/bother him EVER> YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, NORMIE]

 

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clubby
clubby

Father. BMX’er, Organic Gardner, Cook, Cryptoenthusiast


ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR
ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR

LOAD UP THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL! I WAS SENT IN A CAPSULE FROM A PLACE NOT FROM HERE AND I CAME HERE FOR ONE REASON: TO YOLO EVERY LAST BNB INTO THE MOST DEGEN MOON SHOT TOKENS IMAGINABLE!!! LODGED INSIDE MY SKULL... IS A PIECE OF THE CRYSTAL OF YOUR KINGDOM OF SATOSHI STREET BETS! YOUR MADNESS! THEY SAID, "BUT WARRIOR, IT'S LODGED INSIDE YOUR SKULL," AND I SAID,"SOLDER IT IN! LEAVE IT WHERE IT LAYS!" (DISCLAIMER:Not Financial Advice on Planet Earth)

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