**DISCLAIMER: This article is a satire.**

So I don't know if anyone else noticed, but there seemed to be quite a bit of fear going around in crypto over the past 24 hours. I didn't read too much into it, but I think it had something to do with historians researching the Alamo and the television network, FX.

Anyways, the market saw a minor dip, and people started panicking. Everywhere I turned, people were saying to use leverage to take advantage of the situation and keeping coins on exchanges was the best way to protect yourself. I don't know if they are right, but it sure seems like a good idea.

Anyways, it seems like the market has stabilized. Bitcoin has shown a upward momentum over the last hour, moving up 0.47% at the time of writing. Ethereum is up 0.72%. Even FTT, despite being down ~99% in the last 7 days, the rest of the market is recovering and if we keep this pace, we will hit new ATH by the end of the week! 

I think this analysis is pretty clear. Crypto has recovered. The bottom is in and it's upwards from here! Buy everything you can afford to now, and if you can't afford it, just put it on a credit card. It's basically free money at this point. This is financial advice.