Timmy's Satire

Timmy's Satire

These are satirical posts. Please do not take them seriously


The world is changing

17 Nov 2022 1 minute read 3 comments 002timmy

It began with the forging of the Great Coins. Twenty-one million were given to the Bitcoiners, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seventy-two million to the Ethereum lords, great miners and craftsmen of the decentralized application. And for...

A Balanced Portfolio Should Consist of at least 70% BTC, 60% ETH, 30% top 15 alts, 20% stables, and 10% low cap

15 Nov 2022 1 minute read 1 comment 002timmy

**DISCLAIMER: This article is a satire.** I’ve been seeing a lot of newcomers asking questions how they should split up their portfolio. In this thread, I will share my experience on the perfect breakdown. To start, you want at least 70% in BTC. This...

Bull run is back on: Bitcoin up 0.47% in the last hour

15 Nov 2022 1 minute read 3 comments 002timmy

**DISCLAIMER: This article is a satire.** So I don't know if anyone else noticed, but there seemed to be quite a bit of fear going around in crypto over the past 24 hours. I didn't read too much into it, but I think it had something to do with histor...