Two drunks are talking on their way home:
- Look at the moon! It is beautiful!
- You're wrong! It is the sun!
They argue until a man staggers in the opposite direction. One of them asks:
- Hey buddy! Tell us if that thing shining up there is the sun or the moon?
The other man looks up at the sky attentively and then frowns.
- Excuse me, are you guys asking me about the one on the left or the one on the right?