woke up, checked my bags, immediately regretted it. 💀

solana lending protocol defituna got hit. someone found a hole and walked off with $580k from the lending pool.

they patched it after the fact. cute. love a good "we fixed it once the money was already gone" energy.

recovery efforts are "ongoing," which is degen for "don't hold your breath."

honestly at this point i think every solana defi protocol just has a little exploit fairy living rent free in the code, waiting for her moment.

my portfolio is down, bitcoin is down, ethereum is down, and somehow i'm still here typing this instead of touching grass.

you can read the full breakdown here if you want the gory details.

$580k isn't even a big number in this industry anymore and that sentence alone should scare you more than the hack did. 🚀

not financial advice, i'm just a girl with tattoos and bad timing.

here's your friendly reminder to eat your greens!

broccoli is my superpower (jess too) 🥦🥦🥦