Kamala Harris laughing as she arrests a child

WASHINGTON — Vice President Kamala Harris was caught placing drugs in Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R., KY) desk.

Harris’ motives are unknown, although McConnell has been a thorn in the Democrats’ side, regularly blocking legislation. Harris was caught by cleaning staff who came to sanitize McConnell’s office after-hours. The VP attempted to plant fentanyl and methamphetamine in McConnell’s desk drawer in an apparent effort to frame him.

“This is outrageous and despicable — especially for a former prosecutor,” commented Senator Rand Paul (R., KY).

Harris has been suspended from her duties and is under house arrest while the FBI investigates. So far, the Democratic Party and President Joe Biden have yet to speak on the incident, save for Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D., NY) who took to Twitter.

“I’d say I’m surprised, but what did you expect when you elected a crooked ‘Top Cop’ into the VP seat? Despicable yet totally unsurprising.”

Ted Cruz (R., TX), as usual, quote-tweeted AOC’s comment and added a single word and emojis to the conversation.

“Fraud! 👎🏻 🐍 👮🏻‍♀️”

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