Panthera pardus tulliana, the Persian Leopard, lying with a paw on a log

The Abridged Tale of the Iranian Scumbag Political Puppet Mouthpiece


You can protest your innocent victimhood and persecution by the mob, make empty threats to the CrytoVision community all you want, @gilgamesh_ir, but it was you whom lost your cool and had a total meltdown in CVn chat, you whom didn't take the advice to step back, calm down and be thankful for the Nano you received not much prior despite not getting any from CVn for a couple of days, you whom didn't heed the warnings from the moderators of the group thereafter, you whom told people to go fuck themselves, and, unsurprisingly, got blocked for a week and you whom kept trying to evade the bans with new wallet addresses in order to hurl more abuse (in roughly that order, IIRC). It was also you whom sent back the Nano that The Babylon Project made an effort to acquire for you (instead of keeping for evidently more deserving and thankful individuals) out of empathy for your plight, a tale that was most likely a manipulative trumped up lie you told, followed by the one that I took Nano from your wallet, which is impossible when I don't have the requisite cracking/flash attack skills. All I took from you was umbrage and compensation for my troubles! Yet, you have the sheer and unbridled audacity to claim that it was Leftists that ruined your country and that I, as a representative of The Babylon Project (three people, one of whom is a silent donor), have ulterior motives in trying to acquire yet more Nano through fundraising in order to help more people (all of it that I'd received up to that point going directly to you, which you knew full well).

All of your false accusations are blatantly untrue and hold absolutely no water whatsoever! Oh, but you didn't mean any of them at all, did you? They were "just mistranslated words that were misunderstood", right? How bloody dare you insult our intelligence like that?! You must think we're all fools. Well, I have got news for you!

Exactly how many lies have you told, now? Exactly how much of your story is true? It's hard to tell if any of it is, or if you're just a political puppet mouthpiece, some hidden/unknown Iranian government official's/politician's useful idiot, getting paid to spam chat groups and online communities with tales of woe. Why else would you be able to afford to send back almost all the Nano you've ever received when other people would happily grab and take it with both hands, ask no questions and not look back? I'll probably never know, nor do I care to.

Nobody else did these things on that day on which you wish you had screenshots in order to throw dirt at us and try to use them as damning evidence/blackmail. I, too, wish I had screenshots to show the world how you behaved exactly like an ass towards (and pissed of) those of us that genuinely tried to help you out of the kindness of our hearts with no ulterior motives whatsoever, kindness that you then spurned and for which you insulted us because we inadvertently "wounded your stupid pride and tarnished your previously spotless reputation" (or some pathetic nonsense like that). Unlike you, however, I might have a change of getting chat logs of the actual events from the moderators if I play my cards right. (I may not have those screenshots, but I do have your Nano address and transaction history, since it was you whom requested the crypto I send be in Nano, rather than a privacy coin like ZEC, as I strenuously suggested for your own protection. See the Nanolooker URLs in the "Resources" section for transaction block details and note the amounts.) They're pretty damning, certainly, but against you. Two can play that game, but you lost it. Check mate; your move.

Ultimately, the point is that it was you whom made your bed and now it is you whom must lie in it, Gilgamesh! If you starve to death there because your arrogance and pride went before your fall and later permanent banishment, that is not my problem, nor anyone else's; it is yours. I feel no empathy/sympathy towards you as a consequence, as I'm sure many whom you likewise insulted/spurned feel the same way.

If you are really as concerned with getting the truth out to the wider world as you claim, you should state your own part in your downfall as well. Now, let's be clear here: That's me holding back despite my inclinations, rising above and being polite/behaving myself, as you should have on that fateful day approximately a week ago (and then when allowed back into chat, only to be perma-banned, as was inevitable). Eat some humble pie, mate, then go ahead and ask yourself if you feel lucky, punk, before you so much as think about continuing to be your bad self and carrying out your threats. Do your worst. DILLIGAF? I guarantee that if you tell so much as one more lie, to anyone, on CVn when you inevitably try to evade the ban as you have before, or on Twitter or elsewhere, I will rip you limb from limb and flog you with the wet ends before you can say "General snack bar". In fact, I will not stop there. I will piss on the name of your country and drag what remains of it's entire reputation through the resulting mud, as I do now to yours and to your character. I'm particularly good at insulting people, FYI, to the point that others pay me crypto for the joy of seeing the spectacle of the towering inferno of a dumpster fire I stoke. That is now a professional interest of mine.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Occam's razor is really very sharp, as is my tongue and my wrath. Nobody (and I mean absolutely nobody) fucks with The Snark or the people with whom I regularly associate (and about whom I care to some extent) online and walks away from a resulting thorough tongue-lashing at the very least, a completely ruthless disemboweling and face-eating at most.

Oh, by the way, a word of advice (not that you seem to heed any): If you're going to continue to insult people and tell them, "go fuck yourself", I suggest you stand in front of a mirror and look yourself in the eye when you do it, if you're really as honourable, pure and virtuous as you claim, your high majesty, Great Prince Gilgamesh the Mighty of Persia, indefatigable defender of the defenseless, noble and honest herald of justice and truth for those whom have had it taken from them by oppressive agents (enemies both foreign and domestic)! Let us all labour to deliver you crypto, sing your praises, prostrate ourselves before you and lick the dust from your shoes, for we are clearly not worthy of being graced with your benevolent presence, you wanker! Well done on being one of the world's most convincing con-men; that's quite an accomplishment! Well, it would be if you'd actually kept what you received, you fucking foolish muppet. May Death and Famine fall upon you with glee, In sha'Allah!


Thumbnail image: An Iranian/Persian Leopard (Panthera pardus tulliana), which probably doesn't change it's spots either. Copyright Wikimedia Commons

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Great White Snark
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