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14 Feb 2024 1 minute read 2 comments Biz Wisdom
My friend got a degree in Egyptology, but can't get a job so he's paying more money to get PhD so he can teach other people egyptology. In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme. . That's academia in general lol. People who do Master's in Gen...
12 Feb 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Biz Wisdom
/Biz/ brothers hear me out. Let's say I wanted to buy a plot of undeveloped land, pic related, it's $88,000 in Oregon. Why couldn't I do the following: if I work a crappy Amazon warehouse-tier job paying $20 an hour, I'll take home $624 a week or $2,...
7 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom
Do you know your life's purpose? . No and it's killing me. 32 years old. . Yes, reproduce before dying, take care of my offspring so that they produce fertile offspring of their own. . Yes thanks for asking. . Try hypnosis or guided meditations. Some...
5 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom
What's stopping me from not paying my taxes? . Your guilty conscience would drive you mad. . Prison. The federal government will send the ze bots after you to confiscate assets. One of many reasons consumerism is pushed so hard. They're already takin...
30 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom
How long is your commute, /Biz/? . 5 minutes. . 15 to 20 minutes. . 45 minutes. . 10 ft. . About a half hour, so 1 hour total if you count both ways. AC keeps breaking in my car and I'm starting to think the shop is more interested in my subscription...
29 Jan 2024 1 minute read 2 comments Biz Wisdom
Any married anons here have a prenuptial? How did you go about it? . No, only women are allowed to set conditions to the relationship. Pre-nups do nothing anyways, they instantly get thrown out incourt. All the roastie has to say is she was intimidat...
29 Jan 2024 2 minute read 1 comment Jurgan
A serious internal conflict is brewing in the United States. Biden “surrendered” Texas and is now threatening its citizens with military sanctions. In essence, a civil war is brewing. Let's look at the essence of the problem. Biden vs Texas Everyone...
26 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom
I just got released from prison after 4 years. I robbed a heckin bank, but plead down to aggravated assault. Money's gone, oh well, could have been 20 years so no complaints. . Now what do?. Drive a truck. . Here's what you do: start a YouTube channe...
25 Jan 2024 7 minute read 0 comments Greenchic
Ram Mandir's religious ceremony at Ayodhya made a grand deal all over India by politicians of BJP for politican gains Jan 22, 2024, suddenly made a prominent date for Indians due to inauguration of Ram Mandir!! Day before yesterday, morning I kn...
23 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom
Literally every single business is asking for a tip now. It's like that American plus tip meme come to life. . Gelato shop guy turns the touchscreen towards me with 25% tip already highlighted and glares at me. Person who walked three feet and grabbe...
