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2 Sep 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
Derek often refuses to reveal details of an anecdote for reasons of blockchain security. This is not a great issue in the normal course of events. But. But. Sometimes, when Derek is attempting to organise something it can be vexing. Simple acts such...
31 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
Derek has announced that he knows who mugged him, yet, is reticent to reveal the identity of the culprit. In a moment of ingeniuous clarity, Derek explained. Knowing the identity of a Time Traveller who did a particular thing is of no use if you do n...
29 Aug 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
When Derek gets drunk his IQ rises. It doubles. According to Derek his IQ reaches towards infinity just before he passes out. This, as the rationale for using highly advanced technology, such as Time Travel, to go on a Pub Crawl in the 1980s escapes...
27 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
Derek had Indexed Ledgers.Those vintage books that Accountants used in the 1850s. Alphabetically listed is every Pub that Derek has ever had a drink in. It is, quite literally, the most tedious thing you could ever read. There are fifty two volumes,...
26 Aug 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
Derek, in a caravan, in Wales, had spent a month considering some data. His first clue, he said, was that he changed his Darwin Notes for Jane Austin Notes on 1 March 2018 and then again changed his Darwin Notes for Florence Nightingales on 20 May 19...
25 Aug 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Hubert Huzzah
I once gave Derek some sturdy advice. If you are going to travel in time, get yourself a really sturdy ledger. There was a bit more to the advice than that. Get a really sturdy ledger. A big double entry job. And three pencils. Not pens. Pencils nev...
24 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
Derek, uncomfortable in sweat drenched tee shirt and jeans, commenced belching and farting. Bodily eruptions had always been his forte and he had just returned from the 4 June 1976. Tracking down a punk with a mohican. Derek wanted his money back. Th...
23 Aug 2021 7 minute read 2 comments Gryphonboy
Firefall "This is the truth: as from a fire aflame, thousands of sparks come forth, even so from the Creator an infinity of beings have life and to him return again." - Marcus Tullius Cicero She was a super consciousness... An unintended consequ...
23 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah
Derek, has given up Time Travel. Derek says there is no money in it. I had given him £100 and told him to travel back in time, put it into shares and then travel back forwards to get the profit. He was fine up to the point where he realised that a 20...
22 Aug 2021 6 minute read 0 comments The Archivist
(The Library: Book Review) Immortality and god-like powers over the masses of cyborgs. Genetic manipulation, planned and forced sterilisation of the lower castes of the population. These concepts, and many others, are explored in this interesting...
