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"Friend" is a Four Letter Word for "Energy Vampire"

6 Aug 2023 4 minute read 1 comment Rorschach's Journal

If I have learned anything from spending more time than I ever wanted to among humans (and I have learned many hard but important life lessons this way), it's that most of us don't genuinely care for each other on our own merit, only for what we can...

"Friend" is a Four Letter Word for "Energy Vampire"

I Love My Dog More than I Love You. (You have failed; my dog has always come through.)

17 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Even though I wear gloves, overalls and gum boots to my part-time weekend job as an animal handler, I always end up covered in fur and smelling of dog. (I get hair and dog spit in my beard as a consequence of bending down and exposing my throat to th...