My Dog Won’t Eat Unless the Market’s Green (Crypto Satire)
29 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
feeding my pet feelings on-chain since 2021. The Problem It started innocently.I used to check the charts during breakfast. I thought my dog, Satoshi (yes, that’s his name), liked the ritual. He’d wag his tail when the candles were green, droop his...