Well, I received an invitation from Binance to attend a party. A pizza party to celebrate the "Bitcoin Pizza Day," which honors the first real-world transaction of Bitcoin by Laszlo Hanyecz. And in the invitation, they made me feel so special because they said it was an invite-only party, and only a few selected people were invited. While I'm thankful for the invitation, I can't say I totally believe you.

Because at the end of the email, you said that I need to register in order to secure a seat for myself. If I'm that special, like you mentioned, then why do I have to secure a seat? Looks like you haven't sent invitations to only selected individuals. Feels like you have sent invitations to more than you can accommodate, which I can understand because not all invited people gonna show up.

Also, why do I have to come alone? No +1s or guests. You are inviting me to a place with people that I have never met before, and you suppose me to party with them? Man, how can I get help if I need it? It would've been better if you allowed us to bring at least 1 friend. You know, for safety and for convenience.

Lastly, don't you remember you made me quit using your website because I didn't want to do KYC verification? Is this invitation an apology for that? (Yeah, I'm still bitter about that.) I guess I'll never know. By the way, guys, have you also been invited to the pizza party? Help me find out if they have really invited a selected group of people or not.

Thanks for listening to me rambling. I will talk to you soon. bye.