When you have read all of the Dr. Seuss books to your children, hundreds of times, it begins to affect you in strange ways. This is what happens when you mix it up with crypto
My sister and I
Were at home all alone
When this cat came to visit
But we just wanted him gone
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This tale sounds preposterous
But what I tell you is true
Sister was there
She can verify it too
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He grabbed my piggy bank
His eyes started to grow
He spoke about bitcoin
And the magic of crypto
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“Get rid of this fiat boy
It’s time to invest
Let’s get you a wallet
Bitcoin, nothing less.”
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We shied away
As he began to blather
About satoshi’s and stacks
Worked himself into a lather
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The cat ranted about Fiat
Of the blockchain savior
Then the words began to rain
With crypto of many flavors
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Of Doge, Thor,
Binance and SASS
Defi, Ethereum
Cardano and ASS
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Polygon and Hex
Unicorn too
Kukoin and DAO
Maker and Zoo
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We could not stop the cat
He continued to chatter
He even named a crypto:
Antimatter
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We asked him to leave
We hadn’t a clue
What he was talking about
Nor what to do.
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He finally left
But with my piggy bank
He left me a note
And my heart just sank
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The note had instructions
About a private key
An address, that only mystified me
“Keep it safe,” it said,
“this is your fortune - you will see”
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What happened next?
I heard someone say
That, my friends, is a crypto story
For another day.
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Hope you had some fun with this.
