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One day, Comrade Stalin naturally shit himself. He fucked himself up completely. I fucked up not in the sense of fucking up the beginning of the war with Germany, but I fucked up physically. Shit himself.
And it was like that..
In August 1943, when he was still only a marshal of the Soviet Union, Comrade Stalin went, as he put it, "to the front."
He did not reach the front, but stopped 200 km away, near Rzhev. No one knows what the fuck the Supreme Commander went for near Rzhev.
Maybe he wanted to look at the city that the Red Army wanted to take in a day, but took 14 months, maybe in order to fuck with Roosevelt and Churchill.. I don't know.
Stalin spent the night in an ordinary rural house where Natalia Kondratieva, an employee of a flax mill, lived. Disgusted by the fact that the whole Stalin visited the village of Khoroshevo in the Rzhevsky district of the Tver region, local peasants dragged treats to the leader - chicken, egg, milk.
So, after gorging on the simple food of the peasant proletariat, on the way back, Joseph Vissarionovich contracted bear disease.
The Grand Marshal stopped the motorcade and addressed Comrade Beria.:
- Tell me, Comrade Beria, have the bushes along the road been cleared?
"No, Comrade Stalin, they haven't been cleared," Beria replied, his pince-nez glinting.
And then the Great Leader of All Time went behind his armored Packard and started shitting right on the road, in front of the marshals and generals who were fucked up by the performance.
That's how Comrade Stalin shit himself.
You might think that this story is made up, but it's not. The episode with Stalin's diarrhea was mentioned in the memoirs of participants in those events, and researcher and historian Montefiore published it in the book "Stalin. The Court of the Red Monarch." There is no reason to distrust Montefiore, even the sworn Stalinists fully agree with his interpretation and description of Stalin's life.
PiEs: I remember reading when he was dying (or maybe already dead), his tests were read out on the radio in a tragic voice. They say, urine is excreted, urine indicators are such and such... And the rest of the people complained that comrade sralin had urine and was somehow excreted. He's a fucking celestial. I can imagine how fucked up they were when he was shitting on the road. They thought the chief was pooping like a rainbow, but this scum turns out to shit like all mortals.
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