Milei to assume the Prescidency of Argentina today

By USRGovernment | Pravda | 10 Dec 2023


Javier Milei, candidate for President of the Argentine Republic under the Libertarian Party and the coalition "La Libertad Avanza" has, after a massive effort, and loss in the first round of the elections (but massive, steamrolling victory on the second round) to assume the government of the Argentine Republic.

The ceremony of assumption shall be held on the Argentine capitol, with prescence from foreign delegations including Donald Trump and Nayyib Bukele, among other important foreign delegates. It is expected for the new President to give an speech on the staircases of the Congress after recieving his swear-in from the outgoing President Alberto Fernandez, who led the country into a disastrous crisis in what is widely considered one of the worst governments in the history of the country.

Milei campaigned as the anti-system candidate, winning the sympathies of the popular and proletariat classes, even though he had a anti-populist rethoric. He also aspires to become the first Jewish president of Argentina, even though he's not Jewish. We at the Daily Pravda are astounded by this. How is a non-jew supposed to be the first Jewish president of Argentina? That makes no sense at all.

It is expected for his presidency to change the course of the Argentine Republic forever, for good or for bad. We will be closely monitoring his government and bringing any news we feel important to you.

 

And as they say in Argentina - VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO!
(Editor's Note: Let's hope he won't, for lack of a better word, fuck up everything more.)

 

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