Isn't it weird that so many UaSsAmericans refuse to wear masks? Honestly, if you believe that your government has nothing better to do than to watch you pocket that salt shaker from Wal-Mart and walk out of the store with it, then WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THEM TO NOT BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR FACE?

And, God forbid, for someone carrying a gun around in their pocket, I'd imagine that sentiment would be even more pronounced...

Then again, perhaps you'd want everyone to know who their hero is when you pull out your gun and shoot the guy that's sticking up the grocery store clerk. Imagine that. Your aim is so good that you hit him right in the hand so he drops his weapon, then you dive past him, stick his gun in your belt, put him in a chokehold, and the day is saved. The police decide to give you a cash reward for your bravery, which you deposit into Coinbase as soon as you can and use to buy dip. You don't care that they charge a fee. Shit, you don't even notice the fee. It was free money.

Then bitcoin explodes to 100K the next day and you become a millionaire.

Fuck yeah. You're really glad you didn't wear a mask.

The next week you're hospitalized due to COVID. The doctor decides you need a ventilator and shoves it down your throat, which ruptures your lungs and suffocates you. If your wife hadn't insisted you go to the hospital, you would have been fine.

Fuck yeah. Die, redneck.

Guns are for easily getting meat to nourish yourself... but now that we have like 10000 McDonald's's'szss in every city, we don't really need them, do we?

I am mostly vegetarian, but would definitely eat an animal that I killed myself (somewhat humanely, that is). Still haven't done that, though, despite going to college in Missouri. Clearly I made shitty friends.

... So, yeah, unless you're planning on protecting a grocery store full of people, you really don't ever have to be carrying a gun.

You might be surprised at how many Chinese people associate Americans with guns, so I thought that was a relevant tangent... And as long as we're quashing stereotypes, also while in China, I met several Russian people that do not drink vodka, including at least one that does not drink alcohol at all.

Ahem... excuse me, though.

I started writing this post because I think it's really weird how our brains complete the faces of people whose faces we've never actually seen before.

Have you ever experienced this?

On your lunch break at work, when your colleagues take off their masks, they suddenly become different people than the ones you were interacting with an hour ago. Haha, I can only think of one person that was more attractive than my brain expected them to be. Pretty much everyone else ends up having a horse face compared to what you expect, right? I don't know, maybe that's just me. This could be like a whole new branch of psychology in 2021. I'd send an e-mail to a professor at my alma mater to give them the idea, but I think they'd rather publish a paper concluding that you are indeed impaired after you drink several alcoholic beverages. Lol.

This post turned out a lot differently than I imagined it would when the idea popped into my head, but I can't think of much else to say about the face thing anymore. 

I bet the way you perceive someone's face says something about you. If you also experience this weird phenomenon, it would be cool for you to leave a comment.

In case you started following me because you were impressed at all the awesome faucets I've found, ArbiSpace is a new one that I've been using for three days (not even obsessively) and already accumulated 2286 sats! Whoa, that's just about as epic as BetFury was back in October! Plus, you can exchange your sats for all the standard offerings if you are so inclined.

Also, buy the dip (not investment advice).

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