Xo Biden visited the Chinese city of Sun Francisco today on a diplomatic mission to recruit white kids for the new Child Soldier division of the U.S. Army.  As president-select of the People's Banana-Peel Republic formerly known as the U.S.A., his reception was both cold and slippery.  "President" Xo arrived on a really big airplane, and, in keeping with his inflated, balloon-sized ego, decided to use the big-boy stairs to disembark, in the vain hope of impressing his hosts with his balancing skills.  This move frightened his handlers, who also serve as presidential walkers, but fortunately, getting his giant, panda-sized head through the door proved to be the hard part.

As reported on the reputable news & plumbing service Roto-Reuters, Air Force One has recently been renamed "Blood is the Harvest" and emblazoned with a Chinese flag to appease the assorted child-and-organ-trafficking sugar daddies that paid for the flight.  Ever-mindful of the ecological impact of flying around with an inflated ego, the engines on "Blood is the Harvest" have been converted to run on blood and Fentanyl, which are not only more environmentally-friendly than the fossilized hubris of dinosaurs used on most presidential flights, but which are also plentiful local crops in both China and San Francisco.  Or "Sun Francisco," as the city has been renamed, in deference to its power-tripping, Communist overlords.

Sun Francisco made headlines this week for "cleaning up" the homeless population in order to make a good impression on President Xo, but what they were really doing was harvesting Fentanyl for use on the flight back home.  Most people believe that Sun Francisco has a huge "homeless crisis," but what they don't understand is that the city has been converted into a giant Fentanyl farm, that the homeless zombie apocalypse is an intentional act of zombie husbandry, and that harvest time has come.

In neighborhoods like the Tenderloin, the crust of Fentanyl zombies is so deeply embedded into the cement, it's necessary to scrape it off with an industrial cheese grater.  Here's a bootlegged image from the operation.  Note the cheap football helmets worn by the defunded People's Anti-Liberation Army, and the campaign poster on the side of the people's industrial Fentanyl-harvesting machine.

And a closeup of the campaign poster of The Great Liter.  Liter of what, you may wonder.  Soda?  Gasoline?  Urine?

Extract of fragrant underage girls?

Don't ask.  You don't want to know.

Fortunately, the original American spirit of the city still exists, and President Xo was greeted with a dangerous contingent of free thinkers on his way to meet the leader of the low-budget horror sitcom formerly known as California, Governor Gruesome.  However, due to being as out of touch as humanly possible, President Xo misunderstood the intention of these protestors.  When Xo passed the guy holding the 'China has concentration camps" sign, he waved out the window and gave him a thumbs-up, like it was a good thing. 

The protesters couldn't believe it, then they saw the size of Xo's head and said, well, yeah.

It figures.

Xo Biden's motorcade passed the Moscone Center, where a huge banner had been hung in protest of his persecution of the Uyghur Texans.  Widely considered the Tibet of the Americas, Texas is full of Wiggers, a peaceful sect of heavily armed, independent landowners who resist the occupation of self-righteous, inefficient, power-tripping commie idiots.  At great personal risk, brave dissidents hung this banner over the Moscone Center, demanding that Xo Biden release Texas from his limp, ice-cream-stained grip immediately.

On a side note, the Uyghur Texans inhabit a large swath of land known for pecan refineries and motor oil trees.  Thanks to the allocation of safety officers to Sun Francisco to assist with the annual Fentanyl harvest, there was a huge pecan spill at a pecan pie refinery near Houston recently, which resulted in a giant explosion.  The plume of smoke was massive, and could be seen for miles.  So, thanks to the incendiary policies of President Xo, you can count on a pecan pie shortage this holiday season.  Not only has Christmas been declared illegal for reasons of not being commercial and pagan enough, and therefore "too Christian," but there is also a shortage of gasoline and toilet paper.  What else are you going to use to incinerate a pecan pie refinery as an act of dissident sabotage, anyway?  Certainly not Fentanyl zombies. 

We need them to feed the airplane.

Fortunately for the Texas Uyghurs, toilet paper grows on trees.  And, thanks to a massive influx of undocumented agricultural refugees from Latin America into Texas in recent years, there should be an abundant toilet paper harvest this holiday season.  Unless, of course, someone sprinkles some Fentanyl or pecan flakes on the toilet paper trees.  That would be a massive incendiary event waiting to happen.  Dios, please forbid.

Though I wouldn't put it past the Xo Biden voters to light the Texas Uyghur toilet paper crop on fire this year.  You never know what kind of hijinks the comic-book caricatures in charge of the world have planned for the serfs these days.  If only the Xo voters knew how poorly their controllers thought of them.  If only the serfs would unite in a great political combination platter of temporarily-united, disparate ideologies to unseat the technocratic zombie farmers from their self-appointed posts.  We can all attend the buffet together.  What will you order, from the great buffet of irreconcilable differences?  I think I'll go with the Serf 'n TERF, the perfect ideological meal for those who can't decide which class of sexless, poverty-stricken subjects to liberate in a world of oppressive toilet paper smoke and pecan-less holiday desserts.

Just stay away from my kids.  Smelling their hair is bad enough, but recruiting them to join your sodomite dog army is the last straw.

It must be serious, if all the kids in your ad are white.  What kind of depleted-diversity conflict do you foresee, if all you want is white kids?  What's your problem, anyway.  Can't find enough straight white kids to die for a culture that has hated and disregarded them for years?

Strange.  I'd'a thunk you'd-a thought-o that by now.  Maybe you really are into death.

Fortunately for you, the president of Mexico has arrived in Sun Francisco to provide some Latin-American expertise in the area of child soldier training and recruitment.  AMLO can help you convert your clean white kids into deadly, damaged half-men whose innocence has been destroyed almost as completely as the pecan refineries of their Texas Uyghur enemies.

He doesn't even have an entourage.  Just striding into town like a gangster mafia Don on a mission.

Actually, in all seriousness, the guy in charge of transporting the fertilizer that increases the yield of the Sun Franciscan Fentanyl zombie farms across enemy Texas Uyghur lines really has to be at the Child Soldier Blood Harvest Summit of 2023, hosted by Xo Biden and Gavin Gruesome in the Chinese zombie field-streets of Sun Francisco.  His presence isn't optional.  It's a dirty job, but El Chapo is in prison.

Someone has to do it.

Just remember, kids:  Gavin Gruesome is a stage name, China is another word for paradise, and Xo Biden loves you.  There are concentration camps in Sun Francisco, also known as The People's Paradise, to liberate the oppressive free, independent minority from the burden of property rights and individual freedom.  Remember that AMLO works for the Sinaloa underground railroad, and Jesus started the great pecan fire of 2023 to ruin your holidays.  You can make up for it by hanging your informants from this year's non-binary Xo-mass tree.

Whatever you do though, don't forget:

Blood is the harvest.

Now go out there and get me some filthy Wiggers.  Or Uyghurs.  Whatever.

As long as it's white, speaks English, and hangs from a tree.