Karens have teamed up with The Man to make weed as uncool as possible, by offering a free joint in exchange for a magnetic cyborg jab that messes with your DNA.
The idea of putting yourself on a conveyor belt to death in exchange for a tiny amount of weed really bores us over at Sound Heart Records, so we've decided to counteract this cheap, transparent charade by offering something more substantial to those who have the courage and self-respect not to join the lemmings throwing themselves off the cliff of unthinking compliance, those who refuse to take HEALTH ADVICE from people who WANT THEM DEAD.
Using the contact form above, send a message to either myself or Sound Heart Records stating that you have NOT taken the cyborg death shot, and you will receive download codes for 3 of my albums of your choice. While supplies last.
Thanks for listening, and for thinking for yourself.