While many investment banks are diving deep, the world’s largest asset manager, BlackRock is still studying Bitcoin. Specifically, it’s studying how to offer a fund that exactly mirrors Bitcoin’s price movement but charges a 5% fee and keeps half of the profits.

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Carl Icahn is considering investing $1.5 billion into crypto. Or as Elon Musk likes to call it, one DOGE.

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Coinbase is investing into an Indonesian crypto exchange. Likely to be called CoinBali, the exchange will use proof-of-ultraspirituality as its 2FA. 

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Apple is hiring someone with crypto experience. Get ready for iBitcoin - same as BTC but at 10x the price and obsolete in a year.

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Uniswap’s V2 and V3 each generate more fee revenue than Bitcoin. It’s almost as if utility matters [gasps].

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If you had $1.5B to invest in crypto: what would you invest into?