RAF hero Douglas Bader having a go... (Example of British humour)

In this era of political correctness, I can still enjoy a bit of a banter from a war hero. One was recounting him giving a talk at some school after the war. He was remembering one of the times when he barely escaped alive:

''So there where two of the f***ers behind me, three f***ers on my right and another f***er on the left...''

The Principal intervened: 

''For those who didn't know, the Fokker was a German airplane''

Fokker D.VII

Fokker D.VII

But Sir Douglas Bader added:

''That may be, madam, but these f***ers were in Messerschmitts!''


Messerschmitt AG


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Mihalache George Catalin - Author
Mihalache George Catalin - Author

George Catalin Mihalache published his first book in 2015, his 30 years work into poetry, called 'Indescriptible'. available only in the Romanian language. He is also working on few other books and published about subjects related to short fantasy stories, biochemistry, diet, nutrition, memory enhancing techniques and impostor syndrome. After a couple of published books related to macrobiotics, he is trying to come back to his first love, fantasy short stories.

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