Jason McGathey
Jason McGathey

Jason McGathey

Semi-Coherent Musings - from one of the leading masters of this questionable art form!


"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - E19

15 Nov 2023 17 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.02

It isn’t just Matt and the RU Data clan with which they’re pressing this ordering business, of course, but Todd as well. Yet he remains as impossible as ever to get a straight answer out of, despite talking constantly. His standard response to...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - D19

14 Nov 2023 18 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.03

Computer “glitch” or some hippie forgetting to have a new item added? Place your bets, folks!   The Hupp cash registers are set to start going live on the first Monday in December, at Arcadia only. Followed by Central on Tuesday, Palmyra Wedne...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - C19

13 Nov 2023 13 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.02

  It isn’t all bad, however. Unfriendly HR is blessedly the next to turn in her notice, which means Jose Dominguez is now the lone human resources person for Bellwether’s Chesboro office and WSM both. While he still seems over his head and possi...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - B19

12 Nov 2023 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.13

Allowing less light to reach Spaghetti Junction (top right) — one means of reducing the eyesore. Once the smoke clears, it’s easy enough to figure out what just happened. Sorting it out and correcting it, however, is another matter entirely. And wra...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - A19

10 Nov 2023 16 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.04

One corner of a pricing coordinator’s pristine office — looks so much better without the coffee pot   The weirdest aspect about Fred pitching his coffee maker is that this isn’t even close to being a pristine office. Whether you’re talking abo...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - L17

9 Nov 2023 11 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.05

You have 15 minutes at your disposal. CAO reorder all of grocery, or scribble codes on this section of shelf tags?   It’s hard to say yet if this Jose Dominguez character will cut it as head of Human Resources. At the very least, though, if un...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - K17

8 Nov 2023 9 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.06

hand writing notes to avoid losing one’s mind — an effective tool both during and after   Which Edgar does, of course, as soon as he makes it into work on Monday. As they have landed in Chesboro and it’s only still late morning, and he must dr...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - J17

7 Nov 2023 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.12

manager accosting employees with his latest nonsensical theory   And it doesn’t take long before his hunch is proven correct. In no time at all, the authorities have a suspect in custody, who has taken credit for the bombing. He claims to be c...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - I17

6 Nov 2023 11 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.03

assorted buildings in Manhattan   At the rental car place, they are assisted by this really tall but attractive black girl in a funky velvet top hat. Though Todd has booked the car and is filling out the paperwork, though he continues to attempt eng...

"Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot" - H17

5 Nov 2023 11 minute read 2 comments jasonmcgathey $0.05

a better spot for posting ignorant messages   A tantalizing project awaits someone out there, to determine exactly how much is wasted on the job, in time, attention, and therefore money, by people deflecting inanities and other forms of chaos....