Hi, after seeing you enjoyed my previous 5 Types of Crypto Investors lets try with another 5 and see what you think! This is of course only a joke and you are not supposed to take it seriously. Have fun!
Previous 5 Types of Crypto Investors
#1 the "Technical analysis guy"
After tiresome work, hundreds of work of studying the graphs he seems to know everything. Red candle? Green candle? Doesn't matter, he thinks he can turn anything in to a profit. Unless he doesn't.
Weaknesses:
- Red candles when doing long trades
- Green candles when doing short trades
- "it was unpredictible anyway"
Strong sides:
- Luck
- Luck
- Luck
#2 the "Diamond hands"
You for sure want this guy as a captain of your sinking ship. Even if his coin goes brr -99.99% in a matter of days, he won't abandon his treasure.
He believes that the HODL will pay off in the future.
Weaknesses:
- He can't or don't want to sell his coins
- -99%? Let's wait a few years and you will all see!
Strong sides:
- Unbending faith, he's a Paladin of his coin.
#3 the "Paper hands"
Complete opposite of the Diamond hands. He can't trust the coins he holds.
What if tomorrow the internet ceases to exist? Bitcoin won't survive that. I must sell.
Weaknesses:
- Gains
- Faith
Strong sides:
- Quick fingers when it comes to click the sell button
- Sometimes he avoids a catastrophy
#4 the "I'm in crypto to fight with the government"
Government bad. Very bad. I must fight. They invigilate. Buy more bitcoin and use it! No more dollar, dollar bad. Dollar = Toilet paper
Don't forget a tinfoil hat.
Weaknesses:
- OFAC
- SEC
- FBI
- CIA
- Government
Strong sides:
- He actually wants to use crypto
- Usually he's in crypto for long time
#5 the "P2E Gamer"
Ye crypto is gaming future bruh. This new game ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶s̶ is cool.
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Weaknesses:
- His favorite games die quickly. But that is because people can't play!
- Big brands are trying to destroy gamers lucrative gaming model!
Strong Sides:
- Shilling
- He dumps the game coins
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