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5 Types of Crypto Investors

By CrSanity | Irregular Format | 22 Feb 2023


Hi, here's a short, and funny ( I hope ) article about types of investors. This is of course a joke and I do not intend to insult anyone. Read with a dose of distance oneself.


#1 the "Shitcoiner"

His portfolio consists of 10.000 different coins without any usage. He only buys a few bucks of each with hope that at least one goes to the moon.

Avoid using phrase shitcoin when speaking with him, you risk losing few braincells.

 

Weaknesses:

  • Bear market
  • Research
  • Lack of luck

 

Strong sides:

  • Bull market
  • Luck

#2 the "Shiller"

He only has this one coin, trust him bro, why wouldn't you trust him? Talks only about this one special coin. Wasn't it different last week? Nah bro, it was always this one pure gem.

 

Weaknesses:

  • Argumentation
  • Legitimacy

 

Strong sides:

  • His only coin
  • Your investment

#3 the "Maxi"

He's similar to the Shiller, with only exception that no matter what you say, your coin is garbage or a scam. He truly believes that his coin will change the world and there's probably no way to prove him otherwise.

 

Weaknesses:

  • Other coins
  • And their communities

Strong sides:

  • His coin
  • "He is never wrong"

#4 the "Im here for the Technology" 

There is no other reasons for blockchain to exist than technology he says. Your coin doesn't have 100 trillion TPS? Useless. It doesn't do Michael Bay explosions? No RGB lights? You already know what he thinks about it.

 

Weaknesses:

  • Dogecoin
  • and many others

 

Strong sides:

  • Crypto technology news knowledge
  • He knows fancy words like Quantum-Proof

#5 the "NFTer"

Have you seen this new dogs nft collection? Aww, cute, i can make a 10000X return on that. Who wouldn't buy this NFT for 10000000000 dollars? I would. No matter the chain, no matter what the nft is.

 

Weaknesses:

  • Theory of greater fool
  • Bear market

 

Strong Sides:

  • Bull market
  • Theory of greater fool

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None of information in this article should be considered a financial advice, it's my own analysis and facts I wanted to share with this wonderful community.

 

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https://rollercoin.com/?r=krvgp5v6

 

Addresses:

0x4B5692110fF9Ba770b9EC5CEBA20849cF97496EA - Binance Smart Chain and Ethereum

addr1qxsktm5j0yusx00gg9735lrn7ada94n63dvy9g76nn5phms68c08evhlqngru7785nlh6qc20ll700v4pqtqktet3wkqwy07f5 - Cardano

TJevzMtsW7dwNM8amm9JE4fM4digjaegHy - Tron

1ApF4AYaQQthAQ4qMJftx3A3WaY4MfBVML - Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash

 

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