(IJCH) Micro-Rant from a Warped Programmer...(Coding Humor)

(IJCH) Micro-Rant from a Warped Programmer...(Coding Humor)

By JaiChai | (IJCH) Warped Humor | 17 Dec 2020


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"I used to make fun of my friends who spend most of their waking hours programming games.

I mean, who in their right mind would voluntarily warp their brain and program in any version of "C" until they were cross-eyed and suffering from pounding headaches?"

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IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)

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From the Author:

Salutations.

I am JaiChai.

And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.

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I invite you to interact with everyone, learn and have as much fun as possible!

For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"

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Micro-Rant from a Warped Programmer...  

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I used to make fun of my friends who spend most of their waking hours programming games.

I mean, who in their right mind would voluntarily warp their brain and program in any version of "C" until they were cross-eyed and suffering from pounding headaches.

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For me, writing in "C" - or any of its many derivatives - is like this:

"Here extra curly bracket, missing curly bracket, double curly bracket. Where the Hell are you, you sneaky motherfu€ker!?"

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"Oh, there you are. Get your ass back in the right code space now!"

"WTF?! Damnit! I didn't mean for it to compile that $hit! Comments? Comments? You Nazi Bastard! You don't need my stinking comments!"

(Pulling hair with one hand and fist raised at the screen with the other...)

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(Audibly banging each keystroke...)

"Fu€k you 'C'!!"

(Heavy Sigh)

To all Game Programmers: "I'm not worthy!"

"I wish Python was faster..."

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By JaiChai

"Really Appreciate You Stopping By. Truly hope to see you again!"

And if you liked my post, kindly Upvote, Comment, Follow and Repost.

This is YOUR TORUM INVITATION!

About the Author:

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Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.

In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.

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After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.

Since then, he's been a full-time single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).

He lives on an island paradise with his girlfriend, teenage daughter and two dogs.

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"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai

 

Excerpted from : (IJCH) Game Programming and Simulation Theory - Astonishing Connections (or Why I now respect my Weird Game Programmer Friends) - JaiChai 2017. Revised 12-17-2020. All rights reserved.


JaiChai
JaiChai

I'm a single papa actively enjoying my varied passions (e.g., Writing, Disruptive Technology, Cryptocurrency, plus more hobbies too bizarre for most folk). I live on an island paradise with my teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.


(IJCH) Warped Humor
(IJCH) Warped Humor

IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)

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