Since I don't have any particular topic in mind when it comes to something about which I want to write and I've not got anything better to do with a rainy afternoon (other than read a cryptography textbook or two), I think it's time for another word salad post. By the way, if you're hoping that the title has anything to do with the content of this post, then you will be sadly disappointed, just so you know.
The door slammed on the watermelon, sending pulp flying everywhere. You can improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle. A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids. I'm confused, because when people ask me "what's up", and I point, they groan.
Purple is just as blue as it is red, for sure. A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up with a bad sunburn. They got there early, and they got really good seats. It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet. The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us. Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
We all know owners look more and more like their dogs, as the years pass by. People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food. Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy. As far as cats are concerned when it comes to boxes, if they fits, they sits.
Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping. With a single flip of a coin, his life changed forever. When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money from the local wishing well.
"Swim at your own risk" was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out. The water flowing down the river really didn't look powerful from out the car window. Eating eggs on Thursday before water polo practice was not recommended, but they did it anyway.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches caused the elderly lady to think about her past. She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon. It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked. Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships. Why is there bacon in the soap?
While on the first date, he accidentally hit his head on the beam. Since then, she always speaks to him in a loud voice. He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength. He got drunk and sent his crush a love letter full of bad erotica. Soon, the sounds of farts and grunts filled the bedroom as they made noises like seals being electrocuted. He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day. He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
I’m working on a sweet potato farm. I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break. Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second. The world is full of madmen and I am among them.
