Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)

And where did that take you. Back to me…

It’s amazing what a bear market can do for Bitcoin appreciation. Sure, ol’ Bitcoin isn’t that exciting anymore but it just works.

Panda got too greedy and “lent” it to the now defunct Gemini Earn in the hopes of getting a yield. Yes, I know I should’ve scrutinized the terms of “service” and I’ve heard not your keys, not your crypto a million times.

But greed makes us do stupid things. Now I’m glad I didn’t put everything with these crap CeFi companies. I wish I had an Avengers time travel platform so I could undo all those stupid CeFi transactions.

Oh well, at least you my dear readers can learn from my foolish ways. If you could toss some tips my way that would be greatly appreciated.

It’s like that baddie you met at a bar. You get lucky even though you know she’s probably bad for your health.

You take her home and you have your fun. You cuddle and talk the night away.

After that night she plays hard to get. Maybe you get annoyed or distracted.

Whatever the reason you drift apart.

You could never recapture that moment.

You go through your swipe apps, matchmaking, even that nice librarian your Mom introduced you too!

But it’s never the same.

You can hear her voice in your head, her smile gnaws at you even in your dreams.

It’s like cryptocurrency. After Bitcoin, you try branching out and give Ethereum, NFT, or CeFi a try. You burn up your energy and time trying to recreate an old flame.

You try moving on with your life wondering what could’ve been. If only you took better care.

You throw your hands up in the air and just when you’re about to take a vow of celibacy…

Years later, you bump into her again at the grocery store. Some faint wrinkles to be sure but the underlying beauty still remains intact.

You catch up again over coffee…

Your bodies writhe and entwine again.

Your neighbors scream at you to shut up but you can’t.

This time you vow not to stray. You’ve been burned by Bitcoin variants, US dollar clones, and heaps of “smart” contract platforms.

Maybe one of the “smart” contract platforms will eventually win out. Or maybe someone will figure out a SECURE protocol that will connect all this stuff together.

But I’m an old Panda, I don’t have much time left for “maybes”.

Don’t throw away your chance at being in a fulfilling and happy relationship. When you dabble in too many pretenders you’re bound to catch a disease at some point.

Life offers very few second chances, don’t screw it up frens!

Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.

Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!