These stories are 100% true, acquired by myself in my past hotel stays for work where the walls are thin and anything goes. Some mild language may be present.

Is This Really Happening?

I'd like to start this story off by saying this is by far the worst hotel I have ever had the pleasure of staying at.

I had no idea what to expect from this hotel. It was my first week staying, upon arrival I could tell it was outdated and remarks from coworkers mentioned the high possibility of a stabbing. I checked into my room and the very first thing I noticed was how clear I could hear the television from the room next door, almost like I was in the room.  About 1 hour into my stay I met my neighbors...thru the wall of course.

Chris and Jackie are the names we'll go with for this story. As soon as they got into their room the fighting began. Arguments over mechanic work and car parts, Jackie telling Chris how miniscule of a man he was and that he needed to call the autobody shop and tell them they need to do work for free. I couldn't help but laugh...however that was just the tip of the iceberg. Out of nowhere Jackie, a young Spanish woman started to accuse Chris of watching porn featuring hardcore fetish acts, insulting him on how small size he was and that he cant even keep it up.

Chris  tried defending himself exclaiming that he doesn't watch porn, is taking viagra and its not his fault of his size. Within 5 minutes it sounded like someone was hammering drywall with a sledgehammer. My bed was even shaking from their love-making. I know I wasn't the only one to hear this, it had to be half the hotel with the moans, the "papi" , and the orgasm heard around the world. That lasted roughly 2 minutes then all went quiet for about an hour.

Jackie went outside for a cigarette and had not taken a key with her. At this time Chris decided to lock himself in the bathroom to watch porn. For 10 minutes Jackie beat on the door, screaming at the top of her lungs for him to open the door. When he finally came out of the bathroom and let her in he said he never heard her. She grabbed his phone, which still had porn open and started to slap him, repeatedly and violently.

A little background I learned in a few hours of being their neighbor. Both have a child with other people, and have a child that they do not have custody of. Chris has warrants for child support, but wont pay it because he wants to sue his ex to get child support since she has a job and he doesn't and Jackie is still in love with her ex. 

I finally found myself comfortably asleep until I was awoken, abruptly around 2am. I was woken up to Jackie beating on the bathroom door, demanding to know what Chris was doing inside. When he opened the door his exact words were, " You left this dollar rolled up in the bathroom I was just grabbing it for you" and her reply was ," You were doing F@#King coke in the bathroom weren't you?! Why didn't you just wake me up for sex if you were bored?"

There's more...

After the argument settled Jackie began to scream at Chris for trying to smoke crack out of her bowl for marijuana, but then Chris gave it to her.. they continued to smoke crack, arguing over who smoked more until it led to another 2 minute sexual endeavor, followed by dead silence until they went out to the local gas station for drinks returning with nothing. Her card had no money on it and when she went thru her account she found out that Chris was using her card to buy lottery tickets and his response was " what do you expect? I gotta play I'm a boss at the lottery."

At that moment I knew this night would go on forever and managed to force my brain to shutdown so I could sleep. This would not be the only time I had to deal with this couple.