I’m a millionaire,
Living a grand life.
My head, a mop of thick hair ---
Into the ocean, I gracefully dive.
On my yacht, girls are sunbathing,
Oiled from top to toe.
They’re delightfully enchanting,
A sight to behold.
Coming out of the water,
I’m swarmed by them;
Promising a passionate time later ---
How they tease and tempt.
Oh, ‘tis just a dream, for in reality.
I’m short, fat and bald.
Having a lovely girl is impossibility,
As all I’ve to offer is an empty vault.
*Photo credit furkanfdemir from Pexels
