The players at the World Cup in Qatar complain about dead workers. We have them in the dressing room, in the showers and in the room, the football players say

By Sthappened | Fake news | 30 Dec 2022


As the FIFA World Cup kicks off in Qatar, disgruntled reactions from players and officials across all teams are beginning to pile up. During the construction of football stadiums and facilities, approximately six and a half thousand workers died due to inadequate working conditions, and since everything was done in a hurry, there was no time or space to take the bodies of the workers somewhere, God forbid to bury them.

"It's nice here. Really modern. Looks like it cost a lot of money. But what surprised us a little was, in my opinion, an unusually high concentration of dead workers in the background, but also on the training ground. The boys complain that they have dead workers in their room. Some even have them in their showers. Here I think the organizing team hesitated a bit. The dead workers should have been removed before the teams arrived. It spoils the overall impression," thinks one of the coaches of the French national football team, who did not wish to be named.

However, it is not just the dead workers in the room or in the showers that cast a bad shadow on an otherwise perfect championship. The unusually high number of dead workers disturbs the players themselves during training.

"The training ground seems a bit sloppy to me. I tripped over the leg of a dead worker while trying to do loops. That doesn't seem right or sportsmanlike to me. For this to happen during an important game, it would be a disaster. It doesn't matter so much during training, but the organizers underestimated this. I understand that the training ground and facilities will not be seen so much on TV, but even here I could imagine that a rich country like Qatar will provide an adequate level and service. Dead workers or parts of them on the training ground are not, from my point of view, an adequate level worthy of the World Cup," complained Eden Harzarald, the representative of Belgium.

Even his colleague from the national team, goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois, does not hide his disappointment.

"I've had enough of those dead workers. It is annoying. Those dead bodies get in the way when I'm training. How do I train to jump when I land on the bodies of dead workers? We alerted the organizing service several times to clean up the bodies somewhere, but there are so many of them that they can't keep up. I hope that at least everything will be cleaned up in the main stadium during the game. This is the only blemish on an otherwise perfect championship. Everything here is new, polished and modern. If only there weren't so many bodies of dead workers here," complained the goalkeeper.

Organizers say they are doing everything in their power to remove the bodies of the dead workers. But according to them, there are too many of them to clear all of them in the foreseeable future.

“At least until the semi-finals, the dead workers will all be removed. We also have to deal with deaths during the ongoing championship, because it is not only workers who are dying here in unfavorable conditions. Organizers, background workers and a lot of homosexuals also die here," the organizers say.

When it will be possible to remove all the dead workers from the changing rooms, showers and playing areas so that the footballers are satisfied and no longer trip over them, it is not certain at the moment.

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