Hey, I have some pretty nice shitcoins for you. These shitcoins are simply shitty and worthless. Invest in these TOP 5 shitcoins and you are going to lose all your money. 😃
No. 5 Toilet Paper Coin (TPC)
With Toilet Paper Coin (TPC), its inventor will bring an asset to the blockchain, that you can use to wipe your ass.
TPC is a decentralised digital asset built to maintain a 100% liquidity in sheets of good quality toilet paper.
While TPC can't be considered strictly a stablecoin due to the volatility of its underlying backing asset, it is a safe-haven for times of financial uncertainty.
TPC is a highly investable digital asset designed to wipe various shitcoins off the crypto market.
Technically speaking, TPC will be an ERC-20 token on the Ethereum blockchain. Each token can be exchanged for real toilet paper by sending tokens to a public smart contract which interacts with the Amazon Ecommerce API to ship physical products using money staked by manufacturers.
One TPC is the equivalent of a roll of three-ply toilet paper or 500 sheets.
My conclusion about Toilet Paper Coin is this: You can really wipe your ass with this coin. 😆
No. 4 CoronaCoin (NCOV)
CoronaCoin (NCOV) is not only useless, worthless, and bizarre but it is also pretty scammy and spammy. For this reason, NCOV has to be on my TOP 5 shitcoin list.
I have started my research with CoinGecko. I typed in Corona in the CoinGecko search bar and I was surprised to see that there is not only one CoronaCoin. There are many Corona Shitcoins. Besides the CoronaCoin (NCOV), I found a Coronavirus Token (CNV), a Corona Dollar (CODO), a Corona Coin (COVID), a Corona Time Coins (TCOIN), and finally a CORONA (CORONA). 🤨
I believe that all six corona themed coins and tokens are pretty shitty but I`d like to pick out just one: The CoronaCoin (NCOV).
CoronaCoin is trying to profit from the pandemic. This bizarre coin wants to map the coronavirus pandemic on the blockchain. For this purpose, 7,604,953,650 units of NCOV were first created, which equals one token per person. The total supply is reduced every 48 hours: one token is destroyed for each new coronavirus infection. No more CoronaCoins can be created. The deflationary offer structure should make the CoronaCoin, which is listed under the acronym NCOV on some decentralized Bitcoin exchanges, more valuable over time. The developers call this mechanism “Proof of Death”. Sounds sick? It gets even worse.
20 percent of the total amount of the token is to be donated to the Red Cross. Today while doing my research, I found this announcement on the according CoinGecko page:
We were informed that the lead dev compromised donation wallet. They have migrated their contract address from 0x10ef64cb79fd4d75d4aa7e8502d95c42124e434b to 0xb80112E516DAbcaC6Ab4665f1BD650996403156C
So this is where the donations are now, in the pockets of the lead dev. How shitty is that? 🧐
No. 3 Fucking Useless Token (FUT)
Some tokens are really fucking useless since the beginning. The Fucking Useless Token (FUT) is probably the best example.
You can check out FUT here on etherscan. Only three addresses are holding FUT with only four transfers in total.
Its value is $0.00, which means: It is fucking useless and worthless! I don`t even know where to buy this shit 😃
No. 2 ShitCoin (SHIT)
Number two on my Top 5 shitcoin list is ShitCoin (SHIT). It even has a nice CoinGecko widget and is located on market cap rank #6621.
The ShitCoin`s homepage shitcoin.fun explains very well what this shitcoin is all about:
To provide whales, traders, and early adopters a pure shitconin experience. Whales will be given preferential treatement such as early private discounted sales, insider information from dev team etc.
To envcourage merchants to adopt ShitCoin as a standard for digital payments. We will ask them nicely with a very well written letter.
To advance the crypto world by having a larger token supply. Bitcoin only has 21 million. Ethereum has 100 million. ShitCoin has 1 trillion. Which makes it better.
To generate wealth for the dev team, whales, and a lucky few. Maybe you! (But probably not)
Sound pretty cool if you are from their dev team, but for an investor sounds pretty shitty. 💩
No. 1 Kicktoken
Another day, another spam token.
One of the first posts that I have published on publish0x was about Kicktoken: "The Frozen Airdrop of 888,888 Kicktoken - Great Marketing or a Poisoned Fruit?"
The predictions I have made in this post about the spammy and scammy Kicktoken have turned out to be true meanwhile. Kicktoken is my number one shitcoin. I have this shitcoin in my own portfolio, even publish0x has this shitcoin in its payout wallet as you can see here on etherscan.
At the end of January 2020, I looked into my ledger Live accounts and I was surprised, when I saw, that I have received 888,888 Kicktoken. I thought "Great! Everything, that is in my ledger is actually mine and I can do with it whatever I want." But kickasstoken has proven me that I had been horribly wrong with that opinion.
What I have received was a so-called frozen airdrop. The kickex gang has paid $50.000 worth of transaction fees to perform the frozen drop. They have sent this spam token to one million different addresses.
A kicktoken is an ERC-20 Token, that runs on the ethereum blockchain and works with smart contracts. In this smart contract, they programmed to lock them up in your wallet. They are "frozen". This means, that right now you can not withdraw them, not to kucoin, where they are tradable, or anywhere else. You have to unlock ("unfreeze") them, which is only possible at the kickex ecosystem. They can only be used to pay the fees. 🤨
I found out, that they have actually three different kinds of kicktokens: one, that you can buy and trade like you are used to, two others have restrictions programmed in the smart contract: the frozen token, that can only be unlocked after you have fulfilled some uncertain conditions and then there is a third kind of token, the one from the ref program. Also, the tokens from their affiliate program can only be used to pay fees in their ecosystem.
I really recommend my previous post about Kicktoken: "The Frozen Airdrop of 888,888 Kicktoken - Great Marketing or a Poisoned Fruit?" I think it was a funny and entertaining post but underrated.
But my resume about Kicktoken is very clear: You can use kicktoken like toilet paper token and wipe your ass with it. 😃
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