In the interest of saving you money and time "gm"ing anons on Discord pretending you like them, I'd like to provide you with a translator of the "NFT space's" most popular phrases.
Community driven project — You do all the work while I flex on you with your ETH
Long-term project — We didn't make quite enough on mint to disappear to somewhere in the South Pacific.
We want to expand the community. — We perfected our grift. Now expect a mutant version of whatever our NFT was, only 0.1 ETH! By the way, headquarters to move somewhere in the South Pacific immediately after. #transparency
The team's in it for the long haul. — The team isn't good enough to get hired on staff by anyone legit, and the rent's due next week
Mint delayed — Our Fiverr devs are on federal or religious holiday in their country
The community's solid — I think there's enough hype to sell this bullshit NFT to somebody else before the price tanks
I love this community — I think there's enough hype to sell this bullshit NFT to somebody else before the price tanks
Best community ever! — I think there's enough hype to sell this bullshit NFT to somebody else before the price tanks
No grinding for WL — We're gonna give away NFTs to our friends to dump on you on Opensea
CC0 — You do all the work while I flex on you with your ETH
We hired a Ph.D. to do our XXXXX — We couldn't afford the $50,000 shill fee for Bitboy; the Ph.D. was lonely and they cost a lot less than you think
We're a DAO. Your NFT gives you the right to vote on how our team does things. — We're not a DAO
Just wait... we got exciting utility we can't tell you about yet! — We haven't really thought about how you actually get your investment back.
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List will expand as I remember more.
Wanna make money in NFTs? Read this. There's only one rule you have to follow.
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