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How many blockchain developers does it take to change a light bulb?

- None, that's a hardware issue!

What did one Bitcoin say to the other?

- I like your hash :)

Why did the blockchain go to therapy?

- It had too many issues with trust!

What's a vampire's favorite cryptocurrency?

- Bitecoin.

How does a cryptocurrency apologize?

- It says, "I'm sorry for my hash behavior."

What did one blockchain say to the other during an argument?

- "Let's hash it out!"

Why did the cryptocurrency apply for a job?

- It wanted a stable career.

What do you call a group of enthusiastic cryptocurrency investors?

- A bull market.

Why did the cryptocurrency cross the road?

- To prove it's not centralized.

I was crying for few ones :)

More to come, stay tuned!

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