Wut, you don't love cats?! Oh, maybe you just cook them wrong...
There're a lot of bitcoin faucets in the internets. Most of them are a scam. Many are so greedy that their websites simply knock your browser out with dozens of flashy ads. A lot pay pennies having completely unrealistic minimal withdraw amounts with insane withdrawal commissions on the top of it. Some are so ill-handed that can't even make their own ad links work properly. Others are plain stupid wanting you to do registrations, confirmations, KYCs and I don't know what else spending an hour to get 1 satoshi (for 0.005 BTC min withdraw, 0.0005 BTC commission)...
But one of the most important things when cooking a cat is to find a good cat to cook!
And here you are -- BestExchange !
Clean and simple, from 1 to 1000 satoshi randomly every 60 minutes (with timer), 3000 sat minimal direct withdrawal, with only simple captcha!
Looks as if the guy is feeling shy about his faucet and have put it as far as he could...
Nov 7 update: the BestExchange faucet does pay, see my "proof of payment" post.
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