Democrats Promise Free Colonoscopy to all voters if they win in 2024

By Toadsticker | Crypto Collector | 6 Jan 2024


 

Democrats Have come up with a plan they think will work this November.

"We're really gonna give it to the voters..." said Ben Dover a highly placed media source. "I mean who doesn't enjoy free stuff? Am I right?" he continued.

 Democrats claim they have been giving it to voters for years but very few people have noticed or done anything about it. They say they will continue to keep ramming it through congress for the people, and even if they lose the voters will still get as much as they can give them.

 

 

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