Sweet Cadillac in the gold and blue

Another tasty rhyme from you know who

I ain’t playing games like my man Mr. Do and I ain’t no genius like Miles in Bitches Brew

One thing though, that I really like to do

Is give mC’s free lessons at the Doctor Jones school

So bring ya lunch box, no sandals with white sox

If you really good then and cause no trouble, you can play in the sandbox

Ladies, you know the rule

Extra help is available after school

Is that cool? Can you recite the golden rule?

No ABC or 123...do you think Old Jones is a fool?

I see your passing notes at the back of the class

Detention is the word ‘cause I’m going to whoop some ass

Entrance can be difficult, so now you perform a task

Keep your eyes on your desk, no staring at my lass

I run a tight ship with class

Like my man Fred Blassie

The nameplate on my door reads

Jones MD