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Coffee Review #6 - Monster Java Vanilla Light (AKA; Lo-Ball)

By AsAboveSoBelow | Coffee n' Crypto | 10 Jul 2022


Greetings Coffee Connoisseurs,

Today, we have quite a unique taste of our usual, Monster Energy Co., changing a recipe of an existing kind only to re-release it slightly modified from the original, tastier than before! I present to you... Monster Java Vanilla Light! (Once Lo-Ball).

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At this very instant, with a fridge stocked full of these bad boys, my day is already at a "full burn" on all cylanders. With your usual 200 mg per can, but an odd twist with this kind is in store for any potential caffeine-seekers looking for a new sip to wet the lips. It boasts 60% of your Vitamin C content, and 4% potassium, at only 80 calories, unlike it's cousins, the Salted Caramel, or Loca Mocha. Both previous mentioned clocking in at 180 and 200 calories prospectively.

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Moving onto the flavour profile. I find it does indeed, taste like vanilla, despite you saying 'Well, no kidding...' but hear me out... Most coffees of this day and age claim vanilla flavour, but often just taste like coffee with two or three drops of vanilla. This also has a fruity sub-note of which I still have difficulty detecting in truth, but that doesn't perturb me in the slightest from this excellent brew. Vanilla Light is easily one of the richest and creamiest coffees to date, without sacrificing any of the flavour or caffeination in the absolute slightest. 

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Sometimes, less is more. And I feel that this blend of Monster Java does just that, and a bit more frankly. With also much less sugar content than the other Monster Java flavours. Also, as per usual, none of my reviews are ever sponsored.

If you have any kinds you think I may enjoy, make a recommendation in the comments below...


 
With that said, I feel this is a good note to end off. Much like this brew, I'll keep it sweet and simple.

Final Rating: 9.9/10
  
That's all, don't forget to wake up and smell the Crypto!

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