Saturday morning, a dead roach was found without head on the laundry floor. There were several suspects but more evidence where needed.
8am - parts of a roach was found, the "torso" of the roach was intact.
Exhibit A
A few centimeters away the ant crew were inspecting a leg. The crew thought it was part of the scene and took it to the lab.
Exhibit B
8:03am - a wing were found 5 inches away from the body. The ME (medical examiner) believes there was a huge struggle judging by the angle of the detachment of the wing.
Exhibit C
2 steps away there was another leg but until further DNA analisis we can't say for sure it belongs to the victim.
Exhibit D
Lots of huge lizard poop were found at the scene. The forensic team will analyze it and see if they can find who the culprit is. The place was filled with different lizards and the police were interrogating them.
Exhibit E
8:10am - The forensic team determined the roach was victim of a lizard attack during the night. There's a lizard gang in the laundry area and they are at war with flying roaches from the neighbor's yard. This has been happening lately thanks to all the garbage the neighbor have in his yard. Even tho one of the lizards confessed the crime some witnesses says the spiders took the head away and hide it.
Exhibit F
The body of the victim were properly discarted after further analysis. The entire lizard community is hiding something but there's no possible way to make them talk. The mosquitoes better known as backyard security guards will keep and eye at the laundry and will inform if a disturbance occurs. The judge decided to close the case.
