The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you Little Debbie and ju-ju-bees, the revolution will bring you to your knees.
The revolution will not be commissioned by, to or from...the revolution will NOT have you looking at girls bums.
The revolution will be brought to you by the people who are darker than blue; featuring Gil Scott Heron, Curtis Mayfield, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Isaac Hayes and James Brown, with special appearances by Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, George Carlin and Flip Wilson.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Legacy, it was not meant to be. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Aretha Franklin wasn’t able to join me in the PC wing called the North. You think you flyin’ high?? Naw...you just fell short!
The revolution will be brought to you by Cheetos, Doritos to make them burritos. Get down Saturday night, ’cause I’m the angry Negro and I feel alright…”Uh Miss V? Make sure my grey shirt isn’t too tight! Right!?”
The revolution will not be brought to you by dorm representation within the Spyhill nation. Our vote was a joke, we watch the powers that be trip, stumble and choke on their words…’Search up!’ You skinner turds...Face the wall, arch your back, one false move and I will attack!
The revolution will be brought to you by RMP, the culture changes that you can see, taste and feel. For those who want to diss? Kiss my ass! Y’all don’t know shit but I am here to tell you that I’ve learned more than just a little bit. Knowledge of thyself is so invaluable, that passive-aggressive stance makes you so gullible...my rhyme style is infallible. The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will happen right in front of your eyes. So pay attention if you cannot afford free speech. I roll with George Clinton and funk lessons we gonna teach. Ready or not, here we come, step to me or I will pull out my Bop Gun...But only if you dare or sit in the corner to frown and stare...all of us in here wearing black underwear. I style and profile, then Wooooooo! Like Ric Flair.
The revolution will not be brought to you by volleyball...our full court games have died and that stinks but some of y’all got $8 to buy them fruity drinks. I hate Lebron and the Golden State crew, I despise Drake and the Royal Wedding too! Pee-eeew!
The revolution will be brought to you by the Sunday night yard, our summertime treat to end the week. As our competition ends I hope you’ve been edutained. Learn, Laugh and Love is what I ordain.
When the revolution comes, your life will never be the same.