Post your most skitso investment ideas in this thread.

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Coral farm under bed. Mushroom farm in closet. That sort of thing.

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Mushroom farm good way to go to the big house. Mushroom farming made some guy in the US a millionaire before he got busted, though he had a Breaking Bad set up and plastic bags filled with his produce.

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Selling my semen bucket.

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Buying mineral rights to distressed urban properties and evicting joggers by digging out their foundations.

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Well if I could get rich off selling leaves in the fall I would. I can't stand seeing leaves on my neighbors' lawns, it makes me so damn pissed, I'd collect them all and sell them to the state. I would kill two birds with one stone.

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Buying a towel company's stock and holding past when the shares were extinguished due to bankruptcy because the CEO of GameStop is going to give me millions of dollars per share of some other company.  

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