Look, I'm just saying — there's no configuration in which a transoceanic railway would be efficient, safe, or convenient.

Tonight in "Being Wrong on the Internet": The Chunnel

By Rorschach's Journal | Being Wrong On the Internet | 6 Sep 2022

Dear residents of the United States of America,

Thank you for providing yet another example of why I think most of you are self-absorbed idiots, willfully ignorant of the world around you. Would you like help removing your feet from your mouths? It's a service I offer. As much as I enjoy doing it, it's still going to cost you a few of your fat fucking dollars.

Someone is wrong on the Internet. What do you expect me to do, leave them to continue?

Somerville (42, M, United States): Look, I'm just saying — there's no configuration in which a transoceanic railway would be efficient, safe, or convenient.
Snark (35, M, South Africa): Not even between France and England?
Somerville: Bro
Snark: Yes? Can I help you remove your foot from your mouth?
Somerville: ...

At this rate, I might have to start a "Dear Americans" or "Being wrong on the Internet" blog, but I don't want to steal The Looney Liberal's thunder.

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Rorschach's Journal

The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?

Being Wrong On the Internet

I have a penchant for trouncing idiots who are clearly in the wrong on the Internet. It's important to me. What am I supposed to do, after all, leave? If I do, they'll continue to be wrong and I can't leave an erroneous/fallacious load of BS not argued/debunked.

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