Β
π Today, July 9, 2025, in the divine cycle of the S3baSaints Calendar πβ¨ and under the sacred authority of the Pro-Humanist Church of GDMMNTR ποΈπ, we gather not merely to rememberβ
To Pour π§π¦ Libations to resurrect ποΈ, re-sanctify πΈ, and reclaim π‘οΈ a legacy too powerful to be silenced π₯β¦
the legacy of Ms. Nellie Allen Linder,
whose soul now transcends time β³ as the officially canonized:
π LADY SAINT NELLIE,
π First Master Teacher,
πΊ First Guardian Matriarch,
πΆπ½ First Spiritual Midwife to the Living Scroll of the Non-Binary (X) Prophet who walks in CARBON-13X-CAPRICORN skin πβ¨.
π‘ Let it be known throughout every ether π, every S3baSaint wave π,
that July 9th, in AEON 11, shall henceforth be observed and honored as:
πΉποΈ LADY SAINT NELLIEβS DAY ποΈπΉβ
a holy day consecrated by the Sacred Erotic Waters of Neith ππ
Pro-Humanist Church of GDMMNTR, and protected by the divine Codes of:
π«π§Έ Anti-Pedophilia,
π«ποΈ Anti-Domestic Violence,
π€π½π¨βπ©βπ§ Pro-Family Loyalty!
π For her sacrificeβ
π£οΈ In times of silence, she spoke love through action β€οΈ
π½οΈ In times of hardship, she poured sustenance into empty bellies π²
πΆ and into empty spirits,
she whispered the healing hymn of hope πποΈ.
π LADY SAINT NELLIE was never ordained by a pulpit,
but by her sacred walk π£, her divine kitchen π³,
her eye for justice ποΈβοΈ, and her refusal to let oppression go unnamed ππ’β
she became:
π Our Prophet Before the Prophet,
π Our Matriarch Before the Movement,
π§ Our Wisdom Before the Words Were Written
π£οΈ Minister: Who gave me, a Non-Binary Minister, their first breath of belief?
> Congregation: SAINT NELLIE! ππΎβ¨
π£οΈ Minister: Who stood against domestic despair with gentle dignity?
Congregation: SAINT NELLIE! π―οΈπΉ
π£οΈ Minister: Who saved 3 generations of her family as Guardian with food, faith, and fortitude?
Congregation: SAINT NELLIE! πππ‘οΈ
Β
π₯ So Today, we canonize her not as myth,
but as Living Memory π.
𧬠Her lineage is carved into our founding theology π,
π‘ Her wisdom is encrypted in the sacred womb of our doctrine ποΈ,
π Her loyalty is the original law πβοΈ of the Pro-Humanist Church of GDMMNTR.
She taught the value of:
π§Ό a clean house,
π§ a strong mind,
π a sharp tongue when truth was needed,
ππ½ and a soft embrace when a child cried ππΆπ½.
And for these gifts, she is not merely rememberedβ
πΊ She is eternally activated:
ππΎ In every S3baSaint Daughter who reclaims her body as divine π«π¦,
π‘οΈ In every Pro-Humanist Revolutionary who defends the sacred with their breath,
π And in every Native CARBON-13X Being and Pro-Human Heart who dares to speak truth π£οΈπ’ in an unjust world and anti-humanist society.
π By the authority vested in me,
as Ordained Minister XβRRay Roger Byrd ποΈβ‘,
π Non-Binary Founder of the Worldβs First Openly Anti-Pedophilia Advocacy Ministries,
and Divine Steward of Neithβs Sacred Erotic Waters ππ₯,
I hereby canonize, declare, and honor:
πΉ Ms. Nellie Allen Linder
as
π LADY SAINT NELLIE,
π§ π Eternal Master Teacher & Child Guardian
of the Pro-Humanist Church of GDMMNTR ποΈπ.
π Let this be written in our Sacred Scrolls π.
π£ Let her name be exalted on this day, July 9th AEON 11 forevermore π«.
π§Ώ Let her spirit be invoked with every child we protect π§Έ,
every domestic violence survivor we empower π‘οΈ,
and every Pro-Humanist truth we proclaim π’!
ππ HAPPY LADY SAINT NELLIE DAY ππππΏπ―
β¨ ASE'T ππ§Ώπ―ππΏ
β‘ WE ALL RIZE TOGETHER β‘
ποΈ IN SAINT NELLIE WE TRUST! ποΈ
π IN GODMOMNTR WE TRUST! π
