1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 It's the Crypto Commandments What!!

10 Crypto Commandments Must Read!!


1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...
It's the Crypto commandments, what?
No Coiners can't tell me nothing about this Crypto
Can't tell me nothing about these blocks, these fees my investing/holding bros & sistas
No coiners on the corner I can't forget you hodlers, my XRP ripple team figgas
I've been in this game for years, it made me a mammal
It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your portfolio on track, but I can’t prevent no hacks
Rule Number Uno, only exchange in a Country you know
be cautious with your doe, cause you know
Crypto breed envy, 'specially
If that Country f*c*ed up, you internationally got stuck up
Number 2, never believe half that sh*t on Youtube
Don't you know them people get paid off who views the highest?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed scalp flips on these cats for serious chips 
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your lil sis set that a$s up, password phrases passed up
Boyfriend hoodied and masked up, Doge Coin was a quick buck,
She be looking dead at you while they light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never click Buy more than your Budget supply
Number 5, never sell no crypto in a panic attack
Someone out their waiting to pounce, then its going to bounce!
Number 6, you sent to the wrong address and want credit? Dead it
You think an Exchange giving it you back, sh*t forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your fantasies and finances completely separated
Money and FUD don't mix like ACH for dips with no chips
Find yourself in serious sh*t
Number 8, never bet big on research you don't do!
Them cats in that chat suffer from FOMO too!
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you didn't do the research don't get too hyped B
You see a Coin glistening putting ya money in giggling, 
A Whale hit sell shake his head while your account in the red ticking,
Number 10, a strong word called MARGIN
One Thousand percent gambling, not for freshmen
If you don't got the money click No!"
Exchanges gon' want they money pandemic hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad gains and charts to go sideways, up
If not, fall victim to 20 year Old Jacob
Loses hit your mental, now you start to shake up
Chia took your hard drives, when you passed
Your girl now dating Jacob, heard in three weeks
She spazzed spent all his pancake up
Heard she extracted from his wallet and messed his stake up
Gotta go gotta go, more Coinmarketcap.com watchlist to make up!

This in no way is to offend any religious group or anyone's faith this is a Parody of Notorious B.I.G "10 Crack Commandments" Life After Death 1997       Every Rhyme comes from Bronx Crypto. Written: 30 Mins 5/6/2021   Thank You For your time and the read

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Hodlr from The Bronx NY 80's Baby. Learned about e-cash in 1995, researching crypto since 2012 started playing in 2016-17. Atleast 2x every coin that I've invested in.


10 Crypto Commandments and some terms
10 Crypto Commandments and some terms

New hype in Crypto their will be new investors, hodlers, traders, and lambs. I remixed 10 Crack Commandments by Notorious B.I.G to give some pointers please check it out if you're an OG or newb. favorite terms FUD-Fear uncertainty Doubt Dolphin- adequate amt of crypto Hodl- Hold misspelled by a crypto investor that went viral Sh*t Coin- A Token with no value or utility No Coiner- Owning very small percentage in coin not totaling 1; someone who has no Crypto Whale- Someone with alot alot of Coins

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