Alright, it's time to talk about something that's really grinding my gears - fake Cash and Crypto App Adverts on the Google Play Store - How Google Play Can Cure Fake Crypto And Cash Apps

Compulsive Interweb Users you know I'm cerrainly not one to point fingers (lies), but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's when someone tries to pull the wool over my eyes. Shiver my tentacles but let me tell you, FFS these fraudulent App adverts are doing exactly that... Screwloops you Google, time to get a grip or lose a lot of partners and customers!

For want of bleeding asking, but the real question is, how can we put a stop to this madness? Chumaroonies I've got a genius and pretty straightforward idea... *Clears throat* What if we use a Decentralized Peer-to-Peer system similar to Know Your Customer (KYC) used on many Cryptocurrency Exchanges?

You know I know what you're thinking. "Jim-Bob what the heck does that even mean?" Let me try add the fluff for you... In short if you are our resident newbies... It means that the App developers would have to go through an identity verification process, including business address proof and facial identification before they can even list their App on the Google Play Store.

Think of it like when you're trying to get into a nightclub. The bouncer looks at your ID, makes sure it's legit, and then lets you in. It's the same idea, except for App developers and the Google Play Store... Just don't throw up outside or the bouncer may sanction you... His name Is 'Blown-em Joe'.

And that's not all that could be cooked up... What if we also used Smart Contracts on Blockchain Networks to stamp out Video Advert fraud? I know, it sounds like a bunch of techie fermenting brain jargon, but bear with me... or is that bare with me? 🤔

Smart Contracts would essentially act as a kind of digital contract between the Advert creator and the Google Play Store. If the Advert creator tries to pull a fast one and create a fake Ad, the Smart Contract would prevent it from being listed... In around about way...

But wait woah hold up... there's more! We also need to put an end to fake Apps that are designed to harvest and farm data or illegally use CPU/Device power to run illegal crypto mining pools.

These fake Apps are like those annoying neighbours who always borrow your stuff but never return it. They're a drain on your resources and they're nothing but trouble... A bit like the overly long High Definition Video Adverts that suck more cash equivalent in data than reward... Pure scummy scammy tactics... And do not think this is not arranged by Tech CEO's... I am sure those same CEO's turn up with the munter from Dates-r-Us, because the wife had enough years ago!

So how can we stop them Bruce? Simple... We may actually need to have tighter regulations in place when it comes to the Google Play Store... Ya know? -  If Cryptocurrency can get the rough end of the stick from The U.S.Securities and Exchange Commission - then so should bloody Google... And if an App is found to be engaging in shady practices, it needs to be taken down immediately investigated... THOROUGHLY to create a deterrent.

Aaaand that's not all we're dealing with here... Oh no, we have fake video adverts to contend with too. These adverts are like those used car salesmen who try to sell you a lemon. They promise you the world but all you end up with is a clunker.

Fake video adverts have a few distinct characteristics that set them apart from the real deal. For starters, they usually have a computerized AI voiceover that sounds like it was recorded by a broken Speak & Spell.

Then there's the stolen creator short videos and stolen marketing content. These Adverts are like Frankenstein's monster, stitched together from bits and pieces that don't quite fit.

And don't forget about the fake cloned games and casinos that offer ridiculous cash or crypto prizes worth hundreds or thousands of dollars in a day, week, or month. These are the snake oil salesmen of the App world, peddling their wares to anyone who will listen... Remarkably some still get sucked in.

Chumrades I hate to say it... but anyone who falls for these scams is dumber than a dead rat. It's like trying to sell sand in the desert or snow to a snowman. It just doesn't make sense... If it promises you $3k and 100k users the same daily... just do the math... I cry every time in hysterics.

But the real issue here is that Google is allowing these fake video adverts to run. And it's not just hurting Users, it's also hurting Google Partner's who unknowingly are promoted via these p.i.s.s. poor fraudulent Apps... REALLY SH...ITTY GOOGLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

So... Shmoogle Google, I'm talking directly to you. You need to do something about this fraud. It's been going on for too long, and it's time to put a stop to it.

I know you have your ever-changing terms and conditions, but your customer and partner protection is shabby at best. It doesn't even come close to resembling your own terms and conditions.

So, here's my question for you, Google. When are you going to stop turning a blind eye to this fraud and start taking action to protect your Users and Partners? The time for excuses is over - it's time to do something about it... TODAY... PERIOD!!!