RAWWWRRRRRR!!!!
*rips off shirt and throws folding chair across the room*
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR!
COME ON IN WHERE RUGPULL NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY! I LIVE FOR BITCOIN MAXIMALIST'S FRUSTRATION! NORMIE PEOPLE, PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS AND RESPONSIBLY STAKE CRYPTO IN SECURE F.D.I.C. INSURED EXCHANGES WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND! THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF SATOSHI STREET BETS COMBAT!
NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CREATION OF ALL THE UNPLEASANTRIES IN THE ENTIRE CRYPTO-UNIVERSE AS I FEEL THE INJECTION FROM THE DARK DEGEN TRADER GODS ABOVE!
THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN - OR EVEN HIDE! ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNTED OUT!
THE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR IS OUT. OF. CONTROOOOOOOOOL!
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THIS WEEK'S SPASTIC INTERGALACTIC MEME TOKEN IS HELL BENT ON TAKING OVER THE BEP-20 WASTELAND AND NEUTERING EVERY SATOSHI GOD-DETESTED IMPOSTER WITH BLOODTHIRSTY GLEE!!!
$PSYCHODOGE !!!!
FROM THIS POINT FORWARD IN THE PASSAGE OF SPACE-TIME ALL OTHER DOGE-INSPIRED TOKENS WILL BE SEEN AS MERE IMPOSTERS COMPARED WITH THE GLORY (GORY?) AND FULLNESS OF THE ALMIGHTY $PSYCHODOGE!!!
LET'S CHECK THEIR F.A.Q. U - THE PSYCHONOMICS
160 QUADRILLION WITH 50% BURNT AT LAUNCH*
10% - PRIVATE SALE
5% - MARKETING & DEVELOPMENT
42% - TOKENS FOR PUBLIC SALE
43% - TOKENS FOR LIQUIDITY
*This number is so insane my wife's boyfriend - the intergalactic stonks broke-er - could not count to it despite taking off his Barenia leather Hermes slip-ons and putting them on again many, many times.
THE TAXES ON $PSYCHODOGE - BUYING & SELLING
BUYING $PSYCHODOGE:
- 4% REFLECTION TO HOLDERS
- 3% LIQUIDITY
- 2% MARKETING
SELLING $PSYCHODOGE:
- 6% REFLECTION TO HOLDERS
- 3% LIQUIDITY
- 2% MARKETING
SO WHAT IS EXACTLY IS $PSYCHODOGE? LET'S TAKE IT STRAIGHT FROM IT'S OWN SNARLING MOUTH:
PSYCHODOGE is a proprietary, hyper-deflationary token with a classic, simple-as-fuck, reflection technology. We have a tax on both buys and sells. On buys, 2% goes to our marketing wallet, 3% goes to auto liquidity, and 4% goes to $PSYCHODOGE hodlers. On sells, 2% goes to our marketing wallet 3% goes to auto liquidity, and 6% goes to $PSYCHODOGE hodlers. All to benefit our PSYCHOPATHS!
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE CHARTS, SHALL WE? (Poocoin link)
(Expert highly-technical chart analysis such as this available on their Telegram chat)
WITH A MARKET CAP OF ONLY $578,584 (AT THE TIME OF SHOUTING) THIS IS THE COSMIC Le Gem THAT YOU AND THE PSYHO STORM TROOPERS ARE LOOKING FOR!
NEW $PSYCHODOGE NFTs AVAILABLE ON OPEN SEA!
YOU CAN LITERALLY BUY THEM RIGHT NOW ON OPEN SEA!!! THERE ARE 69 AVAILABLE (*giggle*.) EVERYONE - AND I MEAN EVERYONE - INCLUDING YOUR WEIRD COUSIN WHO LIVES IN HIS PARENT'S BASEMENT AND CROCHETS SPONGEBOB DRINK COASTERS OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR TO SELL ON ETSY KNOWS THAT NFTs ARE THE FUTURE!!!
PYSCHODOGE COSTUME HALLOWEEN CONTEST HAS BEGUN!
THATS RIGHT, YOU CAN CREATE AND WEAR YOUR VERY OWN PSYCHODOGE COSTUME AND WIN $$$!
1st Prize: $250
2nd Prize: $150
3rd Prize: $75
IN ORDER TO QUALIFY JUST MAKE YOURSELF A HOMEMADE PYSCHODOGE COSTUME AND THEN FILM YOURSELF (OR HAVE A FRIEND, ENEMY OR QUIK-E-MART SHOPLIFTING CAMERA FOOTAGE) AND SHARE IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA WITH THE #PSYCHODOGE AND @PSYCHODOGECOIN AND GET SOME OF THOSE $$$ PRIZES!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS MY LITTLE DEGEN WARRIORS!! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
YOU CAN YOLO ALL YOUR AVAILABLE FUNDS INCLUDING RENT MONEY THROUGH THIS AMAZING SMARTCHAIN PORTAL RIGHT NOW!
IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE $PSYCHODOGE IS HITTING A RUFF PATCH (*cough*) BUT THIS INTERGALACTIC DEGENERATE THINKS THAT THIS TOKEN HITTING THE MOON IS A PAWS-ABILITY!!!
DON'T FORGET TO STOP BY THEIR TWATTER PAGE AND THEIR TELEGRAM CHAT IS OFF THE CHAIN (JUST LIKE PSYCHODOGE!!!)
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!
I LOVE THIS TOKEN SO MUCH I WAS INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS SMARTCHAIN PSYCHO SHILLER T-SHIRT! GET IT HERE NOW WHILE INTERGALACTIC SUPPLIES LAST!
(Pictured: My wife and her boyfriend enjoying an adult beverage at the local sports ball watering hole)
I AM GIVING AWAY THREE FREE PSYCHO SHILLER T-SHIRTS ON TWITTER! CONTEST HERE:
https://twitter.com/shadyavefarm/status/1454180800967155723?s=20
BE SURE TO LIKE AND FOLLOW - ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR - HERE ON Publish0x!
JOIN THE OFFICIAL ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR TELEGRAM CHAT HERE!
WOULD YOU LIKE ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR TO HELP BLAST YOUR COIN OFF THEN YOU CAN CONTACT HIM AT [email protected]!
DON'T FORGET TO EXIT THROUGH THE INTERCOSMOTIC DEGEN GIFT SHOP AS YOU BLAST OFF INTO SPAAAAAAAAACE.
[DISCLAIMER: Nothing in this post constitutes financial, legal, or medical advice in any way, shape, and/or form if you live on planet Earth. ULTIMATE DEGEN WARRIOR is not from this planet and you CANNOT blame/sue/bother him EVER> YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, NORMIE]
