Look, I’m not saying Ethereum can’t hit $6K…
I’m just saying it feels like the kind of thing you only believe after your 4th Red Bull and a YouTube TA video that ends with “Not Financial Advice.”

But let’s talk real:

 Some big brains are placing million-dollar bets on ETH going full Michael Jordan by December.
Options are flying. Bull spreads. Derivatives. Fancy finance moves. You know the vibe — when retail’s confused, someone’s getting rich.

 Pectra upgrade dropped.
It’s smoother, faster, and apparently ready for the “real world.” Ethereum’s basically trying to be less awkward at parties now. Good for her.

 Whales are moving.
Some firm called Abraxas just YOLO’d $61.6M into ETH. Either they know something we don’t… or they lost a bet.

But…

 Solana’s out here flexing TPS like it’s a gym stat.
Meanwhile, ETH still acts like it needs a coffee before processing your transaction.

So yeah, ETH might hit $6K.
And I might start calling my Ledger “daddy.”
But if it does happen, I’ll be right here — tweeting “I told you so” from a beach I can't afford yet.