someone hacked spacex and starlink's x accounts and used them to shill a memecoin called scatman.

scatman. that's the name. i can't make this up if i tried.

the posts hit, everyone saw "spacex" and "starlink" and just ape'd in blind, because apparently nobody remembers that verified checkmarks mean absolutely nothing anymore.

market cap shot up to like $2 million in minutes.

then the hacker minted 10 trillion tokens out of thin air and dumped the whole bag for eth, walked away with something like $125,000 in profit.

the posts got deleted fast, coin went to basically zero right after, and elon's companies haven't said a peep about how it happened.

meanwhile robinhood chain, where this thing launched, is only two weeks old and already had memecoins eating 75% of its volume. babies first rug and it's not even walking yet 💀

i didn't buy it (this time).

as always, eyes on the prize crypto bros!

cya tomorrow for more defi degen doodoggery